THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE
YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A new stadium arena is being built in Charlotte.
The new Charlotte stadium will feature a retractable roof.
A spokesperson for the project said it will b e finished
Just in time for the Democratic National Convention
and Obama's speech.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially, Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
50th anniversary
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an accident
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a pervert
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a job
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you need excersize
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late one night...
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doc I'm worried
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banned from ebay
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bed cartography
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boobs
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Fake Elevator Makes People Go Crazy
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Victim Steals Police Car Prank
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Attack of the Killer Bees
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Grandpa smokes weed for the first time in his life
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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
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Where have you been all my life?
An old man went to the local bar, approached a very pretty,
very young woman and asked, "Where have you been all my life?"
She gave him a raised eyebrow of disapproval and replied,
"For the first half of it, I wasn't born yet."
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The marriage of an 80-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman
was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the
couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.
The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate
the old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'
The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'
The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the
birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery
and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said,
'Sir, you are something else; How do you manage it?'
The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their
third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after
the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and
said, 'Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?
'The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'
The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: .Well,
I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black!'
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As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so at least once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in pretty handy.
Opens her legs and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she wants no more.
Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's a LOT from behind!
One who'll screw till my body's a twitchin'
and brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.
Amen.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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