THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool
of yourself, don't feel that you've done a permanent job.
—Erwin T. Randall
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
There is a lotta stuff going on tomorrow,
so, I'm uploading tomorrow's issue early for you to enjoy!
Negative thinking is like your backyard.
Have you ever noticed how weeds can take over your back yard
and grow wild? Here's the next question: Do you ever
wonder where weeds come from? Really, who planted those
seeds? The short is answer is, NOBODY.
Your mind's weeds are automatic. They do not need your permission or
your consent to blossom. You don't need to have any
motivational thoughts. All you have to do is to leave your
yard unattended for a few days, in your mind,
and you'll start seeing them everywhere.
On the other, you would NOT wake up and notice tomatoes,
lettuce, or cabbage growing automatically in your mind's yard, right?
So, why is that? Well, that's where the power of having positive
and motivational thoughts comes into play.
You have to actively grow what you desire in your mind's yard.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
bitch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m061.html
ideal husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m062.html
whose idea?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m063.html
team player
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m064.html
procrastination
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m065.html
oops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m066.html
painting the closet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m067.html
making progress
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m068.html
simms beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m069.html
morning neighbor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
get rid of them
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1745.html
magic trick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1746.html
playing in the water
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1747.html
naked joke of the week
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1748.html
"How did your evening with your new boyfriend go?"
"It was a disaster. We were nude in bed in heavy
foreplay and he had a premature ejaculation."
"What did he say when it occurred?"
"He just said I was the loveliest girl he had ever come across."
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"My boyfriend and I had hardly finished one argument when I
screwed up and started another one." said Jill.
"How'd you do that?" asked Margaret.
"Well," says Jill "you know when you're done with a big fight
and your significant other suggests a little 'make- up sex'?"
"Yeah" says Margaret.
Jill replies, "I guess it wasn't the right time for me to ask, 'Does it have to be with you?'"
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Q. What do a coffin and a condom have in common ?
A. They're both filled with stiffs, but you come in one, and go in the other !
Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob ?
A. The closer you get to discharge , the better you feel.
Q. What Do You Call A Woman With ESP And PMS ?
A. A Know-It-All Bitch !
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THT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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