THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and
die to find out there isn't, than live my life as
if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Albert Camus
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Amidst flagging sales and an economically weak market,
Hooters hopes to increase its revenue with a new type of
restaurant, designed primarily to attract females...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I almost choked
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here I sit
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sleeping beauty
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a woman of extraordinary talent
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ex boy friend
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wet dreams
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the beach
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what is a wonderful evening
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a dog on the loose
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when men are born
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Honeymooners "Hello mom" - part 1/3
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Evil Grocery Nun
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Too much sex ruins childrens' education
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funny tv commercials
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The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign
exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775,"
he said.
"Very good! -- Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for
the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"
Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more
difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but
what you can do for your country'?"
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F.
Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of
yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about
our history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F_ _ k the Japs."
"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?"
Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"
Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! -- If you
say anything else -- I'll kill you!"
Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson
to the children testifying against him, 2004."
The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh shit, We're screwed!"
Little Akio said quietly, "The American people, November 6th, 2012."
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One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into
each other on the highway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving
down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a
friendly Scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him.
Upon inspecting the smoking engine, the Scot proclaims to the Eskimo,
"I looks like you blew a seal!"
Abashed, the Eskimo replied, "Yeah! Well... you guys screw sheep!"
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Dr. Smith recently got his doctorate in psychology and his first assignment
was to visit the community loony bin retirement home for the patient's
monthly mental examination.
He sees his first patient and asks him, "Ralph, how much is six times six?"
Ralph responds "74." He asks the next resident, "Tim, how much is six times
six?" Tom responds, "Thursday." Expecting more of the same, he approaches
Randy and asks him, "Randy, how much is six times?" "THIRTY-SIX" replies Randy.
"That's right Randy, well done! Now tell me how did you know that answer?"
"Oh it was easy... I just subtracted 74 from Thursday!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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