NOTE: health has teen a little rough today so it has
taken a real long time to do thi issue. I think every
thing will work correctly but if it does not I hope
you will understand.
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
It is good to have an end to journey towards;
but it is the journey that matters, in the end.
~Ursula K. LeGuin
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Man, they sure do work fast when they want to,
the government. Today I received my 2012 Obama
Stimulus Package that Obama talked about for
2012 in his speech the
other night? Well, they said that I did not
qualify for a job, for obvious reasons. But my stimulus package?
it contained 2 watermelon seeds, corn bread mix,
and 10 kfc coupons. The letter that came with it? also
was written in Spanish.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
(Buffalo Bill told me if I drank more beer it would be easier to do my work)
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THE COMICS
what to do
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r041.html
I'll only be a minute
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r042.html
I promise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r043.html
gov't bailout
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r044.html
socializing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
show off
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1282.html
goin fishin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1283.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
a personality test
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd750.html
A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother
he's fallen in love and is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring
over three women and you try and guess which one
I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next
day, he brings three beautiful women into the house.
They all sit down on the couch and chat for awhile.
"Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
"The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her
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As an ultimate test of his will power, a man
decided to give up sex for Lent. Although not
thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to
support him in this effort. The first few weeks
weren't too difficult. Things got tougher during
the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her
dowdiest nightclothes and chewed on garlic before
going to bed. The last couple of weeks were
extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took
to locking the bedroom door and forcing the husband
to sleep on the couch. Easter morning finally came.
A knock came on the wife's bedroom door.
"KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!"
Husband: "Guess who?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Husband: "Guess what I want?"
Wife: "I know what you want!"
Husband: "Guess what I'm knocking with?"
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A priest, in complete violation of his celibacy
wows, makes amorous advances to a nun who, at first,
rejects his proposals saying it's a
sin, but finally relents and the two end up in
bed together.After making love, the nun says,
"Since you are a priest, I would like
you to hear my confession. I have sinned. Twice."
The priest says, "What do you mean, 'twice'?
We only did it once."
The nun: "You're going to do it again, aren't you?"
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The young immigrant couple had just left the
courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens.
"It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are
American citizens at last! Do you know what
this means to us my dear wife?"
"Yes, you filthy chauvinist pig," his wife,
replied. "Tonight, you cook the damn dinner
and I get on top!"
BUFFALO BILL
I came first
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41033.htm
Fuckin A
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41034.htm
Hammer
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41040.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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