THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
When the power of love overcomes the love of
power, the world will know peace.
-Jimi Hendrix
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
"GRAND RAPIDS – The American Civil Liberties Union
of Michigan today filed a federal lawsuit asking
that a state law criminalizing peaceful
panhandling be struck down.
"Jail time is a harsh price to pay for being poor,"
they went on to say.... "The ACLU is not opposed to laws that
protect citizens from threats, intimidation and harassment.
However, throwing people in jail because they are poor or
homeless is not only wrong, it's illegal."
So what do you think America? Should panhandling
be illegal to practice in the home of the free and
the land of the brave? tell me what your thots are...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
body language
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s001.html
why women cry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s002.html
the week in review
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s003.html
my preference
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s004.html
Susan Boyle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Hero performed by Michael Israel in New York
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1284.html
gymnastics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1285.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
wanna see a russian tank?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd751.html
What is the difference between a battery and
woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and
her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen
to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long
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A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to
dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a
little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call
this a hug".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek,
and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks
later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and
proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In
America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass
sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.".
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A man walks into the local Chamber of Commerce of
a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man
at the counter, the stranger asks, "Is there a
criminal lawyer in town?"
To which the man behind the counter immediately
quips, "Yes, but we haven't been able to prove it
yet!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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