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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!


Too many freaks, not enough circuses
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We are answering the question
Should panhandling be legal or illegal in America?

what folks are sayin....

Harold says
As far as I know it already was illeagle .
It's called Vagrancy !!!

Gary says
Being poor does not make a person a bad person.
The way things are going i expect to see alot more
people pan handling all over the country.

Lloyd says
I'd say it's something that needs to be
evaluate on a case by case basis.

Rwood says Put them all in jail and throw away the key or
give them a job cleaning our city streets. 

Freddy says
There is no reason for discussion here. Debtors
prisons were abolished long ago. It is totally
illegal to jail someone for being poor

The Postman says
Every one of them seem to be homeless veterans. Should
we allow it because they served our country? The constit
ution says we have the right to life liberty and the pursuit
of happiness. It does not say how to achieve the happiness.
if happiness includes panhandling, is that ok? or
does panhandling disrupt another person's attempts to achieve
happiness. One thing I have noticed tho? Everyone of them
always seems to have a 7.00$ pack a ciggies on em. GO FIGGER!!
Mail me your comments!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

Got a question for discussion you would like to see in
The Corner? send it on!

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THE COMICS

a talk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s006.html

cut that out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s007.html

trouble in smurf land
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s008.html

slinky
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s009.html

anti aging
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s010.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Obama at the Bat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1286.html

Fart Ass On People Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1287.html

SMOKING MONKEY PARTYING LIKE ROCK STAR?!??!?@#?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1288.html

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business
much like his own opened up next door and erected a
huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on
his right, and announced its arrival with an even
larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.
The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea.
He put the biggest sign of all over
his own shop-it read... MAIN ENTRANCE.
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A New York City yuppie moved to the country and
bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and
livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how
he was going to take up chicken farming. He then
asked to buy 100 chicks.
"That's a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor.
"I mean business," the city slicker replied.
A week later the yuppie was back again. "I need another
100 chicks," he said. "Boy, you are serious about this
chicken farming," the man told him.
"Yeah," the yuppie replied. "If I can iron out a few
problems." "Problems?" asked the proprietor. "Yeah,"
replied the yuppie, "I think I planted that last
batch too close together
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Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica.
"Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?"
"Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when
your  grandma and I were young, music saved my life."
"What happened?"
"Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood.
The dam broke and when the water hit our house it 
knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on
the  dining room table and floated out safely."
"How about you?"
"Me? I accompanied her on the piano!"
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding
across the Afghan desert when he saw something far off
in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried
toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man
at a small stand, selling ties...
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like
to buy a tie? They are only $25."
The Taliban shouted, "You Idiot! I do not need an over-
priced tie... I need water! I should kill you,
but I must find water first!"
"OK," said the little old Jewish man, "It does not matter
that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me.
I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue
over that hill to the east for about two miles,
you will find a lovely restaurant.
It has all the ice coldwater you need. Shalom."
Shouting and cursing, the Taliban staggered away over
the hill towards the water destination.
Several hours later he staggered back over the desert hill,
almost dead, and said:
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie....."

BUFFALO BILL

Olympic 1
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91901.htm

Olympic 2
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91902.htm

Only in L.A
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91903.htm

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 


 



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