THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Violence is an admission that one's ideas
and goals cannot prevail on their own merits.
- Edward Kennedy
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Another long week ahead eh?
Don'tcha get tired of that crud?
You think sometimes,hey wouldn't it
be better the other way? How bout I
just camp out here? Not do too much?
Just sit on my ass, take up some space?
Spend half the day discussing boogers
with yourself. Don't that sound much better?
Geeze dood, already you killed half the
day's activity!! what ta hell you gonna
with the rest of the day, OHH Wow, here is a
big one! It has a nice sharper green color to it
than the last one ,,,hmmm. You know, I'm gonna have
to find a better hiding spot. if I keep stickin
em under the seat my wife is gonna find em. Or
here is another idea...maybe I should just
quit charging stuff on that stupid credi
card. Then I could retire. And if I
retired then I would not owe
anything.Then I could
discuss boogers
via email with
Martin!.
DON'T THAT SOUND EXCITING?
GO FIGGER
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
like father like son
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s036.html
where did we go wrong
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s037.html
what your dog really thinks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s038.html
the tradgedy of hurricanes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s039.html
may WE join you?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
born to creat drama
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1302.html
coconuts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1303.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
military secrets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd754.html
Sitting in a small restaurant, a client asked the proprietor
for the menu. "We don't need a menu here," said the proprietor.
"We can serve anything you ask for."
"What? Anything?" asked the client.
"Yes, anything at all." was the reply.
"In that case, I would like some camel's tail soup."
"Very well, sir, but it will take a little while,
and you will have to wait a while for it."
"That's OK," said the client. He sat waiting for an hour or so,
then a waiter brought a tureen of fragrant soup. He ate the lot,
and was thoroughly delighted.
He called for the proprietor.
"I really enjoyed that," he said,
"but surely it was not really camel's tail soup."
"It certainly was!" exclaimed the proprietor.
"Tell you what, come with me."
The client was led to the back of the restaurant, where a Porsche
was parked, and was motioned into it. They drove about a hundred
miles into the countryside, to an enormous farm. There the client was
amazed to see every possible kind of exotic plants, animals and birds.
The restaurant proprietor pointed to a compound, in which there were
two camels, of which one had only a stump of a tail, bandaged, with a
trace of blood. "That's where your soup came from," he announced.
The client was absolutely floored. "That is remarkable," he gasped,
"but there must sometimes be demands you can't satisfy."
"No," replied the proprietor, "we have never been caught out...
Wait, no, we were once... when a customer asked for crocodile balls on toast.
We were clean out of bread that day!"
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Q. What do you call a Nazi tampon?
A. A twatztika.
Q. What does a woman say to a man who she has just had sex with?
A. Say whatever she wants... he's asleep.
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Three friends from the local congregation were asked,
'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members
are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?'
Artie said: ' I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband,
a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.'
Eugene commented: 'I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher
and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.'
Al said: 'I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'
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Kathi: So this guy strolled over to me at the party, all cocky and sure
of himself.
Lisa: Yeah? So what happened?
Kathi: He said, "You know, gentlemen prefer blondes." I said, "Well, if
you could see my pubic hair, you'd know I'm not a natural blonde."
He said, "If I could see your pubic hair, I wouldn't care WHAT color the
hair on your head is!"
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THREE NUNS
WERE ATTENDING A BLUE JAYS GAME.
THREE MEN WERE SITTING
DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM.
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE
PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW,
THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS,
HOPING THEY'D GET ANNOYED
ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID,
"I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH .
THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS
LIVING THERE."
THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID LOUDLY,
"I WANT TO MOVE TO MONTANA .
THERE ARE ONLY 75 NUNS
LIVING THERE."
THE THIRD GUY YELLED,
"I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO .
THERE ARE ONLY 50 NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE MOTHER SUPERIOR TURNED AROUND,
LOOKED AT THE MEN,AND IN A VERY SWEET AND
CALM VOICE SAID,
"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL...THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."
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BUFFALO BILL
How to
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41042.htm
In Heaven
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41046.htm
Raise
http://www.buffaloschips.com/41047.htm
Today's Winner
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32149.htm
Fuck The Farmers
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32150.htm
Death By Viagra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32151.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLLKS!
Have A NICE DAY
FROM
MARTIN AKA THE POSTMANZ
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