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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Party on
dudes and Ms. Nutt was the first telephone operator.
1 Emma M. Nutt Day
2 National Beheading Day
3 Skyscraper Day
4 Newspaper Carrier Day
5 Cheese Pizza Day
6 Fight Procrastination Day
6 Read a Book Day
7 Neither Rain nor Snow Day
8 Pardon Day
9 Teddy Bear Day
10 Sewing Machine Day
10 Swap Ideas Day
11 Make Your Bed Day
11 No News is Good News Day
12 Chocolate Milk Shake Day
13 Defy Superstition Day
13 Fortune Cookie Day
13 National Peanut Day
14 National Cream-Filled Donut Day
15 Make a Hat Day
15 Felt Hat Day
16 Collect Rocks Day
16 Step Family Day
16 National Play Doh Day
17 National Apple Dumpling Day
18 National Cheeseburger Day
19 International Talk Like A Pirate Day
19 National Butterscotch Pudding Day
19 POW/MIA Recognition Day
20 National Punch Day
21 Miniature Golf Day
21 World Gratitude Day
22 Business Women's Day
22 Elephant Appreciation Day
23 Checkers Day
23 Dog in Politics Day
24 National Cherries Jubilee Day
25 National Comic Book Day
26 Johnny Appleseed Day
27 Crush a Can Day
27 International Rabbit Day
28 Ask a Stupid Question Day
29 Confucius Day
30 National Mud Pack Day
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A gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problem of
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I met this fine lady on the Cape
Who had a wee bit to much grape
An thought sex might just be fine
Til she took the measure of mine
An was left with her mouth agape
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She was ripe for the mating
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Rum & ice will ruin your liver.
Whiskey & ice will ruin your heart.
Gin & ice will ruin your brain.
Pepsi & ice will ruin your teeth.
Apparently ice is lethal!!!
Beer is OK , no ice!
Warn all your friends:... Lay off the ice ~ Just drink it straight!
(Don't forget it also sank the Titanic)!
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2094
Sandi, Rudy and Dad
BJ: I have to ask Sandi, why me, and why not
stay in Caldwell with Rudy?
Sandi thinks a bit before answering: I did stay in
Caldwell for a while remember. I stayed with Rudy
and mom and Val. It was just you and Katie for several
months remember?
BJ: Yes, I remember.
Sandi: How did you feel during that time?
BJ: I was lonely.. I missed my companion.
Sandi: It was difficult, maybe more so for me.
I had Rudy with me, but he became a primary parent for
Val and they became quite close. So I yearned for you.
Every Sunday when you left, you gave me a choice, remember?
BJ: Yes, you would go between my car and the house, back
and forth, but you chose the house.
Sandi: Then one Sunday, I chased you when you drove
away.
BJ: But you did not get in the car...
Sandi: Yes, I almost got in the car..but went back to
the house. When you left, I felt my heart leaving.
The next Sunday, I went with you and my heart was full.
We are of one spirit and should not be separated.
BJ: Hug time.
The herd
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