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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!


GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
In answer to our question today
Should we allow begging to be legal in the United States>

Charles says...
Where I worked once there were 2 out on the corner begging and at the end of the day
they walked a couple of blocks down to their Cadillac and drove to their Holliday Inn
room for the night. I'm sure that there ligament beggars out there though.

lloyd says...
Got a question for discussion you would like to see in The Corner?
Isn't the Campaign/Election/Crazy Season too Long?
If even one third of what the candidates say about
each other is true, shouldn't we just shoot them all and start over?

Ed says...
If your just sitting there with a cup fine,
once you start asking people no.

Victor says...
Yes there are a lot of Vets on the streetsYes
there are a lot of Vets on the streets. Talk to
them and thank them for protecting your
country and your ass.

I've about come to the conclusion that, if you are reasonably
financially situated and such, you prolley ain't gonna like
panhandling. However if you rely on it you will prolley say that
you like it, but we prolley won't hear from you because you prolley
don't have a puter to express yourself.
So, this conversaion is probably useless, GO FIGGER!


FOR OUR NEXT TOPIC OF DISCUSSION:
Lloyd suggesed the following topic of discussion:
ARE WE ALLOWING CAMPAIGN TIME TO BE TOO LONG?
Should we shorten the amount of time available that
politicians have?? After all if a politician is busy
campaigning, who is there taking care of his spot?
I do have a couple folks who are lawmakers and legislaters
and also read this little corner of the Internet. I would especially
like to hear what you folks have to say on this one and trust me,
I will hide your identity.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

secrets for along happy marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s015.html

references
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s012.html

women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s013.html

progress is progress
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s014.html

secrets to a long happy marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

a car?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1290.html

treadmill
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1289.html

 

DID YOU KNOW ITS NATIONAL

 MASTURBATION MONTH?

Little Johnny is in the park eating candy when an
old man comes up to him.  The old man says,
"Y'know, eating candy is not good for your
health." Little Johnny says, "Oh, yeah?  Well,
my grandpa lived to 103." The old man asks,
"Well, did he eat candy?" Little Johnny says, "No,
but he knew how to mind his own damn business."
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These Are Actual Comments Made By South Carolina
Troopers That Were Taken Off Their Car Videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder
than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because
they're new. They ' ll stretch after you wear
them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make
your birth certificate a worthless document."

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?
Because that's the speed of the bullet that will
be chasing you."

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I
guess that means I can write anything I want to
on the ticket, huh?"
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Words You Do Not Want To Hear During Sex

* "You feel almost as good as my wife."

* "You know, your mother is so much better!"

* "Oh my God!!! 3.5 seconds, a new record"!!!!!!

* "Do you mind? I'm trying to watch TV."

* "Darling, don't you think that the ceiling needs painting?"

* "Oh Janet!" . And your name is Carol
o
* "Will you please hurry up there is a really
good movie coming on in one minute."

* "Is it hurting? I can't even feel it."
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The mother of a 17-year-old boy was concerned
that her son was having sex. Worried the boy
might make someone pregnant and adversely impact
the family's status, she consulted the family
doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today
were very willful and any attempt to stop the boy
would probably result in rebellion. He then told
her to talk to her Later that evening, as her son
was preparing for a date, the mother told him
about the situation and handed him a box of
condoms. The boy burst out laughing and reached over to
hug her mother, saying, "Oh Mom! You don't have
to worry about that! I'm dating Steve!"

BUFFALO BILL

Onzin
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91904.htm

Original Farmers Daughters
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91905.htm

Alien Fishing For Humans
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fishie.htm

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman


 



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