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The Postman's Corner!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A real short one for the holiday...
sorry, its a real busy day today.
cu L8ter!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

the waitress
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r006.html

almost done
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r007.html

hold on
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r008.html

on the subway
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r009.html

want some?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r010.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

another stupid video...skateboarder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1264.html

American precision
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1265.html

A four year old little boy was at the doctor's
office with his mother in the waiting room when
he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of
the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk
over to her and inquisitively asks "
Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he replied,
"Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his
face, asked yet another question,
"Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a really good baby."
At this point the woman is thinking the little boy
is incredibly cute and looks forward to
what he has to say next…
And, much to her surprise, with an even more
surprised and shocked look than before, he asks,
"Then why did you eat him?"
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An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking
space when young man in his new red Mercedes went
around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that she went up to
the man and said, "I was going to park there!"
The man was a real smart aleck and he said,
"That's what you can do when you're young and bright."
Well, this really upset the lady even more, so
she got in her car and backed it up and then she
stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes.
The young man ran back to his car and screamed,
"What did you do that for?"
She smiled and told him,
"That's what you can do when you're old and rich!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

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