THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Think--the successful idea is always in the mind.
Think it out.
~N.V.Peale
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GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
NEW YORK -- Some arrived the night before, standing
until dawn's early light. Others came in swarms at
the end, up from the heavily secured subways
to these sad, sacred acres. Some were there to
mourn what had been lost. Others came to represent
what had been saved. Some came so they could remember
what had happened 10 years ago. Others to find a bit
more closure so maybe they could, at last, enjoy a
measure of relief. They came to the memorial service
at Ground Zero here and heard a choir sing, two presidents
speak, and six moments of silence pass. Church bells rang
throughout the city. The bagpipes of "Amazing Grace"
whistled around corners. People even chanted "USA, USA."
They stayed and listened to the reading of 2,983 innocent
names into the Manhattan morning, an act designed to both
provide remembrance on an individual level and offer proof
on a global one to all the despots that divide through denial.
"We've lived in sunshine and shadow," New York Mayor Michael
Bloomberg said. This day was to acknowledge both.
We remember
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
boring board meeting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r031.html
gps trouble
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r032.html
decisions decisions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r033.html
company email
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r034.html
a real man eater
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the ultimate police stop in history
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1277.html
Funny Deer Scene
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1278.html
Fails Of The Week
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1279.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
where were you?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd748.html
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one
of them has ever been duck hunting before and after
several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just
don't understand it. Why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't
think we're throwing the dog high enough."
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A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She
was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200 mph, will you take off your
clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep
his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.
The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering
wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe," he said, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a
service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to
the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can
do....he's in too far!"
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Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
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BUFFALO BILL
army's slogan
http://www.buffaloschips.com/hdsdgsg.htm
army
http://www.buffaloschips.com/djsjdjkk.htm
Arnold
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fwetwtw.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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