THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere
Albert Einstein
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
This is kindof a crappy month. Did you ever
notice? nothing good ever happens in September?
Unless you like high school football, then you
might have different ideas. But in 1903 Between
30,000 and 50,000 Bulgarian men, women and children
are massacred in Monastir by Turkish troops seeking
to check a threatened Macedonian uprising.(and on this
very day)
in fact, on this very day in 1585, Spanish explorers found
St. Augustine, Florida, the first permanent European settlement
in what is now the United States (so all the natives said
"OH SHIT"(and that was on this very day!!!)
And you know what? On this day,after the USofA spent millions
prosecuting him on this day in 1974, President Gerald Ford
pardons former President Richard M. Nixon for any crimes
arising from the Watergate scandal he may have committed
while in office. GO FIGGER!!!
But, you know, even tho this is a bummer of a day
in the passage of time, for you my little keeper of
a mundane world, it is good for you.why?
Because Martin aka the postman has presented you with
humor!! Enjoy!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Time for a talk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r023.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r021.html
accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r022.html
guess what Judy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r024.html
cover em
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r025.html
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
oh shit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1272.html
Dark Shadows? who remembers hurrying home cuz
they had to watch it?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1273.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
animal lovers only
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd747.html
A dying granny tells her granddaughter,
"I want to leave you my farm. That includes
the villa, the tractor, and other equipment,
the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash."
The granddaughter, about to become rich says,
"Oh Granny, you are so generous.
I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"
With her last breath, granny whispered, "Facebook!"
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A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he
comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where
she hasn't had a good shag for over a year and is considering divorce.
After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he
gets home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have
a go at him, he coos "baby, get upstairs to the bedroom".
She can't believe it - at last he's going to give her one. They get to
the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. "Now darling do a hand-stand
against the full length mirror on the wall".
"Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY. I like it." She does the handstand and
her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his chin between her legs right
on her muff.
"The boys down the pub were right," he says, "a Goatee WOULD suit me!
BUFFALO BILL
Airport Security
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Began with routine pat down
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Air Safety
http://www.buffaloschips.com/3i4jo03.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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