THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The truth shall make you free.
The Bible
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Or. should I say good afternoon?
I am a little behind...er well, ok,
so I am a BIG behind...never mind that.
What I mean is I am slow to get this out
today, seems the website interface was
down most of the night, and I was not able
to do any work on today's issue until mid
morning. Sorry I am late today
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
problem
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r026.html
old pic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r027.html
wizard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r028.html
short history
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r029.html
drunk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Alfred Hitchcock's cameo appearances
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1274.html
A&E Herb Heilbrun & John Leahr
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1275.html
Archie Bunker on Useless Things to Teach a Girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1276.html
Bernie and Esther were not the most religious Jews and in fact they
really only went to Temple once a year. As they were leaving the
Temple, the Rabbi said, "Bernie, it sure would be nice to see you and
Esther here more than once a year!"
"I know," replied Bernie, "but at least we keep the Ten
Commandments."
"That's great," the Rabbi said. "I'm glad to hear that you keep the
Commandments."
"Yep," Bernie said proudly, "Esther keeps six of them and I keep the
other four."
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Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning
Sex Ed class one day when the
teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board.
"Does anyone know what this is?" she asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said,
"Sure, my daddy has two of them!"
"Two of them?!" the teacher asked.
"Yeah. He has a little one that he uses
to pee with, and a big one that
he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth!"
Buffalo Bill
Leno Needs Body Guard
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agtrf.htm
Let the Beast Go
http://www.buffaloschips.com/acdsd.htm
Levis
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adewwrr.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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