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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Now that we have the extra party days out of the way, let's
see who we know that was born this month.
September
1. Gloria Estefan, Lily Tomlin
2. Terry Bradshaw, Keanu Reeves, Luis Gonzalez
3. Charlie Sheehan
4. Mike Piazza, Tom Watson
5. Jesse James, Bob Newhart
6. Jane Curtin, Swoozie Kurtz
7. Devon Sawa, Buddy Holly, Sonny Gutin
8. Peter Sellers, Patsy Cline, TC Reno
9. Adam Sandler, Hugh Grant, Michael Keaton
10. Arnold Palmer, Joyce Adams, Pat Kinnan
11. Harry Connick Jr., Brian DePalma
12. Jesse Owens, Maurice Chevalier, Samantha in Boston
13. Jacqueline Bisset, Mel Torme
14. Joey Heatherton
15. Dan Marino, Tommy Lee Jones, Oliver Stone
16. Lauren Bacall, B. B. King
17. Anne Bancroft, John Ritter
18. Scotty Bowman, Ryne Sandberg, Gayle Hangen
19. Joan Lunden, Jim Abbott, Maurice Byers
20. Sophia Loren, Dr. Joyce Brothers
21. Ricki Lake, Stephen King, Larry Hagman
22. Tommy Lasorda, Joan Jett, Ed Halterman
23. Bruce Springsteen, Jason Alexander, Barbara Christjansen
24. F. Scott Fitzgerald, Linda McCartney, Mean Joe Greene
25. Scottie Pippen, Heather Locklear, Will Smith
26. Linda Hamilton, Oliva Newton-John
27. Mike Schmidt, Meat Loaf
28. Janeane Garofalo, Ed Sullivan
29. Bryant Gumbel, Madeline Kahn
30. Truman Capote, Angie Dickinson, Claude Rock
Friday I had to do a little shopping and by the time I finished
at 1100 it was already 81 deg and the humidity was stifling.
Then around 1700 the rains and thunderstorms hit and the temps
dropped to 60 degrees with varying amounts of rain Sat and Sun.
I did see the first yellow leaves swirling around in the gusts of rain
so the trees have agreed it's time to start preparing for winter and
I have a feeling it is going to be a long and hard ones I saw the
local Indians in Wal-mart this weekend buying thermal underwear
and socks and that is never a good sign.
In case I don't publish tomorrow have a great Labor day and I received
a memo the other day that it was also time to switch to the winter
working
blue uniform, while the Navy still has one heh heh. I find it hard to
imagine the change to a blue toned BDU Camo uniform. How does one
find a man overboard when he is the same color as the water?
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Tony died and was sent to be judged as to his eternal future. St.
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for St.
Pete to forgive him and was told that the only way he could get into
heaven would be to sleep with a 500-lb, stupid, butt-ugly woman for
the next five years.
Deciding this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven,
Tony agreed and went off with this enormous woman. As he was
walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with
an even bigger, uglier woman. Tony asked Carlos why he was with
such an unlikely companion, and Carlos informed him it was the price
he had to pay for cheating on his wife during all his married years.
Carlos and Tony agreed to hang out together to help pass the
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companions.
As Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along,
Tony and Carlos could have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up
ahead--but how could it be?--this man was with an absolutely
drop-dead-gorgeous supermodel, real centerfold material. Stunned,
Tony and Carlos approached the man, and in fact it was their friend
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as a heavenly compaion, while they were stuck with such unfortunate
specimens.
Jon replied "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not complaining.
This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and I've been
told I have five years to look forward to of the best sex any man
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There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. After
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On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and
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When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.
"Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope."
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
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After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute."
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Bob goes on a blind date with this Canadian chick named Cindy.
Later, after dinner and a movie, Cindy invites Bob up to her
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She reclines on the couch, spreads her legs and says, "Stick
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I miss my husband. I really do. He's traveling and I'm home all
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great meal for you and greet you at the door wearing nothing but
lingerie.
You must agree to:
-- come home by 7:00pm, but not actually show up until 8:00pm.
Please don't apologize for being late and don't call to let me know
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-- walk in the door without actually greeting me.
-- the first words out of your mouth, after you get out of the
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Former "Naughty/Nice" databases merged into a single "Whatever"
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At midnight on Christmas Eve, gift certificates to Amazon.com
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New policy this year: Only strippers allowed on his lap.
Hey, kid - them brown lumps in your stocking ain't coal!
On his personal Christmas list: A George Foreman Grill and "The
Ultimate Reindeer Cookbook."
He's assigned numbers to all the countries on Earth and is doing the
odd ones this year and the even ones next year.
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In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in
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9. Condom, Condiment.....What's the damned difference.
8. It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe.
7. It was either there, or in the vanilla shake.
6. Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese
are true.
5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier meal.
4. Employees too embarrassed to ask "Would you like a
condom with that?"
3. So what? A regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway.
2. Drive-thru speaker broken: "Coke with lots of ice" sounds like
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And the number one MacDonald's Excuse for the Condom in
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I sat by the Duchess for tea,
And she asked, "Do you fart when you pee?"
I said with some wit,
"Do you belch when you shit?"
And I felt it was one up for me
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To be wooed in the nude --
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During the wedding reception in the family
mansion, the bride's Grandfather slipped her
five $100 bills which she concealed in her glove,
since he told her to keep it for "mad money."
By tradition, the couple spent their first night
together in the family's historic house. The bride's
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"I left my gloves in the library, Grand-MaMa, and
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"Oh you youngsters !" the Grandmother sighed.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2092
Wuv Tru Vuv
Val: I have to ask you guys Sandi, Rudy, how
did you fall in Love?
Rudy: It was a moonlit night. The stars were shining.
I saw her there on a hill top. I gently walked over to her.
She was eating her kill and she had blood all over her face.
It excited me.
Sandi: Yes, and Rudy had just killed a rabbit and had blood
all over his face and I knew, we were made for each other.
We were hunters.
Val: Sounds kind of gruesome.
Rudy: Not when you think about it. We have to eat. Do you
want someone to feed you or do you want to be able to feed
yourself?
Val: I have never killed anything.
Sandi: There is still time little one, but you are now in a fenced
yard. Maybe father will allow us to teach you in the woods one
day.
Katie: I have wandered through the woods and never killed anything.
Sandi: Gee Katie, but you are scared of your own shadow.
Katie: I am not! I just practice safe fighting.
The herd
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