THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
God Grant me the Serenity
to accept the things
I cannot change...Courage to change
the things I can and Wisdom
to know the difference.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I have been "away" from my duties
as THE POSTMAN for several days. It grieves
me to explain and most of you are aware, I always
tells the truth! Frankly, I was accosted by Bill Gates
walking down the street he asked my opinion on the
new version of windows! Took me on his private jet out to his
private island. golfing and yapping with him and such about his
latest version and what not. But then you know the next thing? These
guys in black suits, & sunglasses and suvs pull up and they take me to
President Obama!!! The man Offered me a job as being the "fuck up czar" that
will get this country turned around and people working again!!! I ask the
president why he picked me and he said that if I could fuck up a page
like the CORNER this badly, that I certainly couldn't make things
any worse with the country's jobs and economy. But I gracefully
turned him down and you know he was disappointed. I cannot
possibly accept such a job which could possibly
interfere with THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GO FIGGER!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a beautiful evening
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s041.html
childproof
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s042.html
taps
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s043.html
women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s044.html
target
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Money Room: Social Security Reform -
"Grab Life By the Balls" plan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1304.html
Breaking the Barrier
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1305.html
Judge Judy - This Is Who We Are Supporting With Taxes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1306.html
Red Green
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1307.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
golden words
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd755.html
A man was chosen for jury duty who really
wanted to be dismissed from serving.
He tried every excuse he could think of
but none of them worked. On the day of the trial,
he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was
about to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench.
"Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial
because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one
look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that
dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook! He's guilty!' So,
your Honor, I cannot possibly stay on this jury!"
With a tired annoyance the judge replied, "Get back in the
jury box, you fool. That man is the defendant's lawyer."
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Little Johnny and Little Mary were playing Doctor,
on the back porch one day. Little Mary's Mom
happened to walk out and see them.
Shocked and furious to see her daughter's friend
Eating her out, she said "You're gonna get a good
Lickin when daddy gets home!"
Mary replied, "But that's what Johnny's been doing All afternoon!"
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A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says,
"Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting
Here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,
"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.
"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
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Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drug store
looking at the men's toiletries. A clerk comes up to
help her and asks if she needs assistance.
"I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband Jon,
but I don't know what type he uses."
The clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"
"No," says Judi, it's for his underarms."
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BUFFALO BILL
Voting Ad
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91101.htm
Argument Settled
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91102.htm
Been Married To long
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91103.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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