THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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Believe those who are seeking the truth.
Doubt those who find it. ~Andre Gide
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Its Monday-be careful today!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
white man peace
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r036.html
at the ranch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r037.html
suicide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r038.html
confused
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r039.html
drunk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
rugby season..brush your teeth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1280.html
crazy at the car wash
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1281.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
happiness traps
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd749.html
A recent study concludes that having sex decreases
your chances of getting a cold. The more sex you
have, the less frequent you'll have a cold. Just wait
until guys hear of this. A woman sneezes and he'll
be saying, "Hey, I got something for that!"
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One Sunday our regular organist, an older man,
had a bad case of the flu and asked his nephew,
Bobby, to fill in for him. While Bobby was not as
good as his uncle, he was still a passable musician.
But what really got people's attention was that
Bobby was a stunningly handsome man, and so ended
up distracting many a young woman's mind from the
hereafter to what was, so to speak, over here.
Well, needless to say, these women were disappointed
when the regular organist returned the next weekend,
but kept up hope - while praying for forgiveness for
wishing such a thing - that the old organist would
again fall ill so they might again have their favorite
"substitute". Things being as they may, and Ohio having
chilly winters, the organist again caught the flu and
asked his nephew to fill in. This time, one of the women,
a buxom lass by name of Betty, took opportunity by the...
horn, and, intercepting him after church, asked him on a date.
So Betty and Bobby, being young and carefree, had a
spectacular first date, where they connected in conversation,
connected in dance, and, well, connected back at his place.
But the next morning, while dressing, Betty seemed glum -
and not just from a hangover. When Bobby asked, she said,
rather bluntly, "You didn't warn me you had such a small organ."
Without missing a beat, Bobby smoothly replied, "You
didn't warn me I would be playing in such a large cathedral."
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A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch.
He opened a letter he'd just received that morning from
his mom. As he opened it a twenty-dollar bill fell out.
He thought to himself, Thanks, Mom, I sure needed that
right now. As he finished his meal, he noticed a beggar
outside on the sidewalk leaning against the light post.
Thinking that the poor man could probably use the twenty
dollars more than he, he crossed out the names on the
envelope and wrote across the top in large letters, PERSEVERE!
So as not to make a scene, he put the envelope under his arm
and dropped it as he walked past the man. The man picked
it up and read the message and smiled.
The next day, as the pastor enjoyed his meal, the same man
tapped him on the shoulder and handed him a big wad of bills.
Surprised, the young pastor asked him what that was for.
The man replied, "This is your half of the winnings. Persevere
came in first in the fourth race at the track
yesterday and paid thirty to one."
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BUFFALO BILL
Brownie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90910.htm
446
http://www.buffaloschips.com/okko.htm
747-8 Intercontinental
http://www.buffaloschips.com/iiiu.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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