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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
On flying your flag on 9-11 from a Navy Newsletter
In accordance with U.S. Code, Title 36, Chapter 1, Section 144, the
President of the United States is requested to issue a proclamation for
the
flag to be displayed at half-staff for the entire day (sunrise to
sunset) on
Patriot Day, Sunday, September 11.
It is anticipated that the President will issue the proclamation, which
when
issued can be found on the White House Website @
http://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions .
On Sunday, September 11th, 2011, the American flag should be displayed
sunup
to sundown at half staff in the Outside every home, apartment, office,
and
store in the United States. Every Individual should make it their duty
to
display an American flag on this Tenth anniversary of one of our
country's
worst tragedies. We do this to Honor those who lost their lives on 9/11,
their families, friends and loved Ones who continue to endure the pain,
and
those who today are fighting at Home and abroad to preserve our
cherished
freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was
bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and
stood
Shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but
Disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and it
shouldn't take another attack to galvanize us in
solidarity. Our American Flag is the fabric of our country and together
we
can prevail over terrorism Of all kinds
God Bless You and God Bless America! "FREEDOM IS NOT FREE"
Abel Quinones
I don't want to scare anyone away from getting their flu shot this year
as
your mileage may vary as the car makers say but I have felt absolutely
miserable since I got my flu shot last Monday. I know I may have picked
up Eva's cold later in the weekbut the aching at the shot site, the
fever,
and feeling like crap is probably the shot. The sore throat and the
stuffed
up sinuses are probably a gift from Eva and as 5 year olds pass that
stuff
around I guess I might as well get used to it. I have also spent so much
time in bed that I managed to rot a crop in Farmville that gives you 24
hours to harvest it.
I want to say I am sorry for those people in Austin with fires
threatening
houses, those in the Northeast experiencing flooding and those in
California who spent a bit of time with no lights due to a mistake
by a utility worker.
Tomorrow is the tenth anniversary of 9-11 but due to the stuff I have
received the past few years from the conspiracy nuts I am not asking
for your comments but if you submit them I will consider printing them
as long as I feel they are appropriate.
Have a good weekend,,, buffalo
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The lovers passionately embraced while lying on her bed. Their bodies
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loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed
of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat
in the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them
to come over.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I
heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own
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As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, "Who
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"I once made love for an hour and five minutes. It was on the day
you push the clocks ahead."
After giving the hired man a dressing down for being late in
returning with supplies, the farmer demanded, "Okay, now let's hear
how it happened, Miller."
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hand, "and from there on the mules couldn't understand a word I
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Doug came home unexpectedly early from work only to find his wife
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A senior nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital.
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I had parked my car in the supermarket parking lot and was walking
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Crab Chips
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Little Johnny got the crabs from a girlfriend and wanted to know how
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2. Shave off half of your pubic hair, set the other half on fire
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half.
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duds. When the movie is really getting to a point of real
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The young man smiled mischievously. "No ma'am, I was just admiring
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In his attempt to put a new patient at ease during a checkup, my
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After noticing the label on her sandals read "Hecho en Mexico," he
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An agreeable girl named Miss Doves
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She will use her bare fist
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But she really prefers to wear gloves
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The bravest man in the world is the man who comes home drunk,
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When I lived in an apartment complex, a good friend of mine lived
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One of the regular guys in our group, who'd had his eye on my
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2101
The Merry Marathon
Soon Tami has given up trying to lose the doggies
and all were in training peddling along the trails and
roads trying to get in shape.
After a few hours Tami took a break.
Val: What is the matter? Mechanical problems?
Tami: No, I just need some water to prevent cramping.
Val: You bi-peds are a strange lot, you want to exercise
and just when we start to warm up, you stop.
Tami: You aren't tired yet?
Val: Heck no, I am good for another 50 miles on these
machines.
Tami: Ack!
Sandi rides by eating a pizza...
Katie rides by drinking some of her favorite bubbly..
Rudy rides by chomping on a T-bone steak and sipping
a beer from a straw (the beer is on the side of his hat.
Tami: Egads, you guys are not going to be in shape.
Val: Don't worry about us Miss Tami, you need to
worry if you can catch us.... bye!
Tami: Mommy!
To be continued
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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
After two days of school, Eva has failed to do anything to
rate more than a comment from her teacher. She has actually
settled into a somewhat normal sleep pattern going to bed early
at night and taking a short nap when she gets home. We are
even making progress at finding the floor in her bedroom so
it must be that destroying a room is a full time job. Eva has
a knapsack that is almost has big as her with only a few things
in it. The main purpose is for the teacher to be able to send
notes back and forth without pinning it to her like they did to her
mom. Pins are probably considered an offensive weapon so they
don't want to trust them with them. After having been called in
for counseling after some of Buffy's tantrums, I keep the Jimmy
gassed up and really expected a note the first day saying , sorry
we had to Taser Eva as some of her tantrums make Buffy seem
small by comparison. I think most of it is the newness of the situation
but after she has been there for awhile, contempt will start to
set in as was demonstrated by several tantrums at the speech
therapist who she has been seeing all summer, but the lady is
also on the staff at the school Eva is attending so they probably
have been warned, besides that is what they were trained to do.
I long for the good old days when you got sent to the principal's
office twice a day, got paddled at least once and when your
parents went to conferences they still said you were a good kid.
Now they claim they can't handle the kids and expect you to do
it without spanking or yelling at them. My all time favorite was the
teacher telling me because Buffy had spent time off task, I was
expected to make sure that she did all of the work at home. Problem
was that the majority of it was on the chalk board at school so I
told them the next time they wanted me to help teach their student
they better send me the blackboard along with it.
Fingers crossed and hoping for a good day at school number 3.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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