THE POSTMANS CORNER!
As we look ahead into the next century,
leaders will be those who empower others.
Bill Gates
GOOD MORNIN POSTMAN FANS!
You know, a lot of folks are worried. They thought
that after a couple of years with Obama in office
that everthing would be smooth sailing. Unfortunately,
unemployment is only getting worse, and they are
taking more and more houses away in foreclosures.
Here's the thing, he really is in control. He just
don't want every one to know his plan. He figgers
that if things get bad enough, all these illegal aliens
will go home and that will make the government health
plan work betterer and betterrer! An you know what?
we won't have to spend no money building a fence!
After all, nobody will wanna live here!
We can use the money that we wudda used to build the
fence and spend it on health care:)
GO FIGGER!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a blond eats a bannana
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q080.html
prison time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q079.html
how long
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q078.html
tech support
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q077.html
talent
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q076.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1260.html
a long wait
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1261.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
dollar art
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd744.html
These guys decided to go golfing one day.
They went over to the starter's booth to see how
long the wait was before they could get out and
play a round.
One of the men went up to the person in charge
and asked how long it would be to get a round
going on the course.
"That's going to be a problem today, sir," the
starter told him. "We're all booked up for the
entire day."
"There's nothing available at all?" asked the man.
"I'm very sorry, sir," he replied. "Nothing all day."
"Just out of curiosity," said the man, "let me
ask you something. If Nick Price, Tiger Woods,
Phil Mickelson and Ernie Els showed up here right
now, do you think you'd be able to get them out
on the course right away?"
"I'm sure I would, sir," said the starter.
"Well fine then," said the man. "Seeing as
they're all playing on the Tour this week, we'll
just take their spots."
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A redneck mountaineer took his son to a school to enroll him.
"My boy's after larning', what d'ya have?" he asked the teacher.
"We offer English, trigonometry, spelling, etc.," she replied.
"Well, give him some of that thar trigernometry;
he's the worst shot in the family."
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One hot summer day, Pauly is filling up his black
pickup truck at the local gas station. He isn't
very careful and he gets gasoline all over his
jacket's left sleeve. He ignores it and leaves
the station after paying for the gas.
As Pauly's driving down the highway, the heat of
the sun on his truck's black paint is enough to
ignite his jacket sleeve. He drives faster,
waving his arm out the window in an attempt to
extinguish the flames, but the sleeve just burns
As Pauly speeds down the highway, a state trooper
sees the situation and pulls him over. He jerks
Pauley out of the truck and rolls him on the
ground until the fire is extinguished. As Pauly
dusts himself and thanks his rescuer, he sees the
officer is writing him a summons! Confused, he
asks, "You're writing me a ticket!? What for?"
The officer replies, "Isn't it obvious? Possession
of an illegal fire arm."
BUFFALO BILL
1426
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agtrrre.htm
Mrs Hughes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agtrre.htm
Friends
http://www.buffaloschips.com/akjijk.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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