THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The wise learn many things from their enemies.
Aristophanes ( 450-385 BC )
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You ever get a stiff neck sitting at the computer
too long? ya me too. I finally found a solution!
Want me to share it with you?
Bet you feel better already!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
chocolate
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shut your eyes
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amnesia
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s033.html
insurance premium
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step out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
stihl power
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Espresso
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1301.html
Mike: Do you remember first meeting your wife?
John: Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the
Gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her
That if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a
New life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again.
Mike: Wow, I hope she appreciates what you did for her.
John: Not really. Jill hated to give up bowling.
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The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks
In enemy territory. To entertain them, the Major called
For this sexy dancer from the nearby town.
She came, danced and when the first dance was done,
The soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.
For her second number, she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G
String. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.
The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause
Went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to
Quiet down for the grand finale.
For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance
Naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise
To bring the roof down.
But ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer
Comes backstage.
The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no
Clapping this time?"
She replied with a wicked smile, "Major, how do you expect
Those poor boys to clap with one hand?"
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Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting
On the front porch one day.
The first one says, "My daddy is so cool he can eat
Four burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing, my daddy
Can eat six."
Little Johnny starts laughing and says,
"My daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Johnny that he is out of his mind.
They ask him why he thinks his daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Johnny replies, "Last night, I was passing my
Parent's' room and my daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that
Light, I want to eat that thing.'
Buffalo Bill
Carrier Landing
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Cat
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1234.htm
Cat Bird
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1235.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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