THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Do not withhold good when it
is in your power to act.
Proverbs 3:27
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
That's Michigan for you. Soon as we took the
airconditioners out over the holiday weekend,
yep, what happens? the temperatures plunged.
Last couple days, they've been down in the 30s
and 40s. Shivering just thinking about what is
instore down the pike. Its been a bit rough
the last couple days for sure. Wasn't there
supposed to be something between Summer and
Winter? I vaguely remember, it was Fall. Well, Minnesota
does not help much. Apparently someone had been
roasting hot dogs, resulting in a brush fire
over there of about 100 thousand acres. And
here in West Michigan, we could smell the smoke
in the air, drifting across Lake Michigan. That
may be one reason I have not been feeling so
good lately. I do feel a lot better today and
I am glad for that. Right now, my friend Bill,
he publishes Chips, which a lot of you folks read?
Well he is what we Michanders call a "yooper"
(That is, someone who lives in the upper peninsular
area, Bill resides in Ste' St. Marie") They are
probably getting snow fall,last couple weeks now.
BTW...begining Oct 1st, Michigan law will limit
ability to draw welfare to 48 months. The governor
says they intend to return welfare to a transitional
program, not a permanent one.
For once, legislators have done something I
approve of GO FIGGER
We do hope you enjoy todays issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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COMICS
one basket
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s021.html
four stages
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s022.html
cut backs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s023.html
reruns
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s024.html
beer prayer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
RC Round Up !Very Funny!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1294.html
The Scam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1296.html
Just for Laughs Gags - Skirt Drop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1295.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Dear Son
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd752.html
How to get rid of crabs
1. Hold a mirror opposite of your genitals and the crabs will think
That there is another crotch to jump off onto.
2. Shave off half of your pubic hair, set the other half on fire
And stab the crabs with an ice pick when they run out of the first
Half.
3. Go to a movie; buy a box of popcorn, a coke, and a pack of milk
Duds.
When the movie is really getting to a point of real excitement be
Sure to drop some of the popcorn into your lap so the crabs can eat
Some of the popcorn. The salt in the popcorn will make the crabs
Really thirsty, and they will go to the lobby to get some water.
While they are gone, you get up and move to another seat.
(I dunno if this works tho...I've never had crabs)
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Can You Believe It?
I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.
I spent $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent another $2000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon.
Then I spend $50 on a blow job for myself and she goes totally
mental.
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Things Confucius Didn't Say
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
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BUFFALO Bill
Beer By the Pool
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91106.htm
How To Put On a Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91107.htm
Knife Guy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91108.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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