Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Starting to feel almost human again. Monday I dragged myself
to the store after the doctor's appointment with a list from Sandy
and a few add-ons I was supposed to remember and I forgot
cooking oil. It was no crisis but later that evening, Sandy woke
me up to talk about it and I was in a daze or stupor or maybe
even delirious but what I remember was Sandy's idea was really
stupid and I remember thinking, Why can't she understand that
just won't work. Sandy said that she asked me to remember to
pick up cooking oil because she had leftover chili and wanted to
fix chili cheese fries on Tues. night. She said that I was babbling
about two large steel plates and a Phoenix but she wasn't sure
whether it was the city or the bird rising out of the ashes.
I used to be real good at handling emergencies over the phone
when I was half awake as maintenance was on call 24/7. I always
gave them a call back about a half hour later to see if my suggestion
had worked.
Enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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Drive Chips
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I have run across the term cyber sex a few times lately, so I
decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had
something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find the
sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on the
My Computer section, the add/uninstall software, install hardware
part of the control panel... then I got out all the manuals and
went through them.
I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped
with one so I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could
buy one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my
math hat.
Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking
woman, I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if
she had any sex drives in stock. She kind of scowled at me and
asked me if I was trying to get smart with her...figuring she had
been impressed with my math hat, I replied that I tried to be smart
with everyone... she said, rather rudely I thought, that she
couldn't help me and walked away. Huh, must not have had any in
stock.
In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my
computer and asked it they had any sex drives in stock... He kind
of snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive, I thought about it
for a minute and told him Yeah, maybe that, but I think I should
already have one installed... he started laughing at me said
something about me trying to kill him... You're killing me!
or something like that, and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here
too. Must be hard to keep in stock. I wasn't trying to kill
him...I wasn't even hurting him.
The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen
off the turnip truck... I assured him I'd never been on a turnip
truck, but I'd fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled
something about that explaining it. She's fallen off the wagon,
that explains it and walked away laughing.
The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his
breath and walked away... wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I
figured they must not carry them in stores.
Maybe have to order from a catalog or get on the Internet and search
for one.
So that's where I am now... If any of you have some computer skills
and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it. Then
all I'd have to do is figure out what to do with it.
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Counseling Chips
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A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor.
First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone.
The counselor asks,
"You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems
to be the problem?"
The wife replies, "It's my husband --
he's driving me crazy! I'm going
to leave him if he continues!"
"How does he drive you crazy?"
"For 20 years," she says,
"he's been doing these stupid things. First,
whenever we go out, he's always looking at the floor
and refuses to go
near anyone. It's very embarrassing."
The marriage counselor is amused,
"Anything else?"
"He keeps picking his nose all the time! Even in public!"
"Hmm, anything else?"
The wife hesitates, "whenever we're making love,
he NEVER lets me be on
top! Once in a while, I'd like to be in control!"
"Ah," says the counselor,
"I think I'll talk to your husband now."
So the wife goes out of the room and the husband enters.
The counselor tells him,
"Your wife says that you've been driving her crazy.
She might even leave you."
The husband looks shocked,
"WHAT? For 20 years I've been loving and
considerate and I've always given her what she wants!
What could be the problem?"
The counselor explains,
"She says that you've got these habits that are
driving her crazy. First, you're always acting strange in
public--looking at the floor and never going near anyone else."
The husband looks concerned,
"Oh, you don't understand! It's one of the
few things my father told me to do in
his deathbed and I swore I'd obey
everything he said."
"What did he say?"
"He said that I should never step on anyone's toes!"
The counselor looks amused,
"Actually, that means that you should not do
anything that would cause anyone else to get angry."
The husband looks sheepish, "Oh. Okay."
The counselor continues,
"And you keep picking your nose in public."
"Well, its another thing my father
specifically commanded me to do! He
told me to always keep my nose clean."
The counselor looks faint,
"That means that you should not indulge in
any criminal activity."
"Oh," says the husband looking very stupid.
"And finally, she says that you never
allow her to be on top during your
lovemaking."
"This," says the husband seriously,
"is the last thing my father
commanded me to do on his deathbed
and it's the most important thing."
"What did he say?"
The husband replies, "In his dying breath, he said,
'Don't screw up!'"
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Truck Chips
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The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex
often helped men last longer during the act. The
man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where
to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought
about the restroom, but that was too open. He
considered an alley, but figured that was too
unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side
of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath
as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and
started to play with his unit.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he
grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at
the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm,
he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down
there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your
brakes too while you're down there because your
truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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Kid Chips
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A kid, around 12 years old, ragged and dirty, is sitting on the curb. A
very shapely young lady passes. The kid calls out, "Hey miss, miss?"
The Lady stops, and he asks, "WIll you give me some pussy?"
Lady slaps him across the face and walks off, leaving the little urchin
crying. Lady starts to ponder: "Geez, he's only about 10 or 12 years
old, and probably doesn't know what he's saying."
The Lady returns and walks up to the little boy and and says, "I'm sorry
for slapping you."
Between snuffles, the boy replies, "That's ok, ma'am."
She decides to take him in the alley and give him 'some.' Surprisingly
the kid had a big willy and knew what he was doing!
After the lady had 2 big O's and the kid shot his load, the lady asked,
"Do you ask every lady that question?"
Urchin: "Yes Ma'am!"
Lady: "Then you must get a lot of slaps."
Urchin: "Yes, Ma'am. But I also get a lot of pussy too!"
<Snagged by>
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Short Chips
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Last time Bill was in the hospital, he really enjoyed himself:
Patting the bottoms of the pretty nurses, offering to show them his
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could stand of his crude behavior and said, "A pervert like you
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Later, the furious wife, giving homage to her husband's reliance on
the little blue bill, bought a return present, a tombstone with the
inscription: "Here lies my husband... stiff at last!"
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On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following people are stranded.
. Two Italian men and one Italian woman
. Two French men and one French woman
. Two German men and one German woman
. Two Greek men and one Greek woman
. Two English men and one English woman
. Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
. Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
. Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
. Two Irish men and one Irish woman
. Two American men and one American woman
One month later, the following things have occurred:
. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
the Italian woman.
. The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together in Ménage à Trois .
. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.
. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
. The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.
. The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and started swimming to another island.
. The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.
. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy-liquor-
store-restaurant-laundry, and have gotten the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
. The two Irish men divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy
after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they
are satisfied because the English are not having any
fun.
. The two American men are contemplating suicide,
because the American woman will not shut up and
complains relentlessly about:
o Her body
o The true nature of feminism
o What the sun is doing to her skin
o How she can do anything that they can do
o The necessity of fulfillment
o The equal division of household chores
o How sand and palm trees make her look fat
o How her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her nicer than they do
o How her relationship with her mother is the root
cause of all her problems
o Why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they
could call 911 and get them all rescued off this
lord-forsaken deserted island in the middle of
nowhere so she can get her nails done and go
shopping.
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Toon Chips
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JACK AND JILL
Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass,
And now two of his front teeth are missing.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
Each one had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents,
Do you think they went for water?
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For a bit of hanky panky,
Jill came back with a very sore crack,
Jack must have been a Yankee!
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
For just an itty bitty.
Jill is now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill,
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Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it's Jack, and Jill, and Andy.
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Parting Chips
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A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true
what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys
put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally
come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock
all my teeth out?"
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2102
Day of the Race
Tami is sleeping peacefully.
It is 3am.
Her alarm is set for 5am.
Trumpets blare, drums bang,
whistles blow, banjos play.
Val: Good morning Tami, time to get
up.
Tami squinting at the clock: It is only 3 am.
Katie: We can get a head start on everyone
else. Get your blood pumping so to speak.
Rudy: Drink your cup of coffee I made you.
Tami: Thanks.
Spew! It's cold.
Rudy: Yeah, I thought it might wake you up
faster.
Tami: Let me take a shower and I will be with
you guys.
Sandi: We will be outside.
Tami steps in the shower and: It's all cold water!!!
After she gets dressed and goes outside: Who turned
off the hot water?
All the dogs are grinning.
We thought you would take a shower faster and you
would wake up more.
Tami grumbling: Okay I will meet you guys at the park.
To be continued
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