Plants gone potty!: April 2011

[PostmansCorner] where is my Postman's Corner

Just to let you know...
in case you have missed your
POSTMAN'S CORNER the last couple
days, not to worry. I'm not in the
hospital. I'm just taking a little
bit of a sabatical. I will probably
be back publishing again on Monday
or Tuesday. maybe. or when I get around to it.

The Postman

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

When they discover the center of the
universe, a lot of people will
be disappointed to discover
they are not it.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We should all remember that

it's not the destination that counts in life,

but the JOURNEY.

That journey with the people we love

is all that really matters.

Such a simple truth so easily forgotten!!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

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Three blondes died and found themselves standing
before St. Peter. He told them that before they
could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him
what Easter represented.The first blonde, an
American, said "Easter is a holiday where they
have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and wouldn't let her in.
The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we
celebrate Jesus's birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he wouldn't let her in either.
The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew
what Easter was, and St.Peter said, "So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that
coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover.
Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples
when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans
arrested him. The Romans hung him on the cross and
eventually he died. Then they buried him in a
tomb behind a very large boulder ... "
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good..."
Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews
roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out.
If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
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Paddy is on a bus, when a young woman sat opposite to
him, starts to breast feed her baby. "Come on, eat up,
or I'll give it to that man over there," she says to the baby.
10 minutes later, she is still trying to feed the baby
and says, "Come on, or mummy will give it to that man over there."
Paddy looks over to the woman and says, "For heaven's
sake missus, will you make your mind up.
I should've got off this bus 3 stops ago!"
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A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings
his friends with him.While he's talking to his
grandmother, his friend finishes off some
Peanuts on the coffee table.As they're leaving,
his friend says to his grandmother,
"Thanks for the peanuts."
She says, "Sure, since I lost my dentures I can only suck
The chocolate off 'em."
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FROM:
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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HOPE looks for the good in people
instead of harping on the worst in them.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, Easter has been here and left.
How did you celebrate? We did the more
traditional approach, beginning with sunrise
breakfast at church, altho I do not know why
they call it "Sunrise" since it was served
at 8am just before church. Then there was the
tradional ham and potatoes for lunch. No Easter
egg hunt tho, since the postman clan has no lil
chillens yet. Altho this will change next year.
Addyson is due to arrive at the end of May.
We are all looking forward to it.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

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My sister felt she was well prepared for her in-depth
interview with the Police Academy Board who would
determine her suitability as a candidate.
The first situation they presented to her was: "On
routine patrol you see a car traveling at excessive
speed, with undue care and attention. You pull it over and
discover that the driver is your brother. What do you do?"
Without hesitation she replied, "Tell Mom!"
She was accepted.
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A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.
Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a
conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The
woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened?
Did we catch up with the cow again?"
___________

Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the
local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was
the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.
They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign
into the ground, that read:
'Da End is Near
Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now
Afore It Be Too Late!'
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his
window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a
big splash...
Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks,
'Do ya tink
maybe da sign should jussay.....'Bridge Out?
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Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when
a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf.
Paddy said, 'I'm gonna do that when I win lottery.'
'What's dat?' says his mate.
'Send me lawn away to be cut,' says Paddy.
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FROM:
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Adult Adult

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This is the address from the Easter Prayer Breakfast held at
the White House on April 19. The Easter Egg Roll will be
conducted Monday. I do prefer Reagan's Easter address more
gut it isn't a bad speech coming from a man who has been
accused of being everything but a Christian.. buffalo

Remarks by the President at Easter Prayer Breakfast
East Room

8:39 A.M. EDT

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you very much. Thank you. Please, please have a
seat.

Well, it is absolutely wonderful to be here with all of you today. I
see so many good friends all around the room.

Before I begin, I want to acknowledge one particular member of my
administration who I'm extraordinarily proud of and does not get much
credit, and that is USAID Administrator, Dr. Raj Shah, who is doing
great work with faith leaders. (Applause.) Where's Raj? Where is he?
There he is right there. Raj is doing great work with faith leaders on
our Feed the Future global hunger program, as well as on a host of other
issues. We could not be prouder of the work that he's doing. I also
want to acknowledge Congressman Mike McIntyre and his wife, Dee.
(Applause.) Mike -- as some of you know, obviously, North Carolina was
ravaged by storms this past weekend, and our thoughts and prayers are
with all the families who have been affected down there. I know that
Mike will be helping those communities rebuild after the devastation.

To all the faith leaders and the distinguished guests that are here
today, welcome to our second annual -- I'm going to make it annual, why
not? (Laughter and applause.) Our second Easter Prayer Breakfast. The
Easter Egg Roll, that's well established. (Laughter.) The Prayer
Breakfast we started last year, in part because it gave me a good excuse
to bring together people who have been such extraordinary influences in
my life and such great friends. And it gives me a chance to meet and
make some new friends here in the White House.

I wanted to host this breakfast for a simple reason -- because as busy
as we are, as many tasks as pile up, during this season, we are reminded
that there's something about the resurrection -- something about the
resurrection of our savior, Jesus Christ, that puts everything else in
perspective.

We all live in the hustle and bustle of our work. And everybody in this
room has weighty responsibilities, from leading churches and
denominations, to helping to administer important government programs,
to shaping our culture in various ways. And I admit that my plate has
been full as well. (Laughter.) The inbox keeps on accumulating.
(Laughter.)

But then comes Holy Week. The triumph of Palm Sunday. The humility of
Jesus washing the disciples' feet. His slow march up that hill, and the
pain and the scorn and the shame of the cross.

And we're reminded that in that moment, he took on the sins of the
world -- past, present and future -- and he extended to us that
unfathomable gift of grace and salvation through his death and
resurrection.

In the words of the book Isaiah: "But he was wounded for our
transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of
our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed."

This magnificent grace, this expansive grace, this "Amazing Grace" calls
me to reflect. And it calls me to pray. It calls me to ask God for
forgiveness for the times that I've not shown grace to others, those
times that I've fallen short. It calls me to praise God for the gift of
our son -- his Son and our Savior.

And that's why we have this breakfast. Because in the middle of
critical national debates, in the middle of our busy lives, we must
always make sure that we are keeping things in perspective. Children
help do that. (Laughter.) A strong spouse helps do that. But nothing
beats scripture and the reminder of the eternal.

So I'm honored that all of you have come here this Holy Week to join me
in a spirit of prayer, and I pray that our time here this morning will
strengthen us, both individually as believers and as Americans. And
with that, let me introduce my good friend, Bishop Vashti McKenzie, for
our opening prayer. (Applause.)

END
8:45 A.M. EDT

buffalo says I had three hard boiled eggs and I smell the ham cooking
and as I am doing this Jesus Christ Superstar is playing on the stereo.
You won't see much Easter humor here today as a lot of it detracts
from the gift Jesus gave the world. Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she
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The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2021

Wring Wring Wring

Ring Ring Ring

BJ: Hello.

Val: I cannot find Rudy.

BJ: I do not want to ask but where are you?

Val: Sioux City, I think it is close to Guthrie.

BJ: Why me, why me. I have run out of people to send.

Let me think. I will get Tami to come get you. Find a

motel 6 and she will be there as soon as possible okay?

Val: Where is Sioux City?

BJ: Iowa.

Val: Hmm. Where is Rudy?

BJ: Missouri.

Val: Where is Sandi?

BJ: New Mexico.

Val: Where is Katie?

BJ: Oklahoma.

Val: Where are you?

BJ: Texas.

Val: Ahh, this sounds a bit messy father, why are we in
five states?

BJ: Because we wanted to be together and we have done
the exact opposite thing.

The herd

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