THE POSTMAN'S CORNER  Enjoy 3 Days & 2 Nights at one of your Favorite Destinations for ONLY $59.95. Valid for up to two (2) adults, and up to two (2) children under the age(s) of eighteen (18) years. Find out more here: http://www.thepostm  FREE* LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA $100 Gift Card! Deep Dish, 3 Meat Treat, Vegetarian or Hulu Hawaian. With your FREE* $100 Gift Card you can choose from a long list of different PIZZA selections and then some! LITTLE CAESAR'S even prepares Italian cheese bread, chicken wings, and churros. But don't wait - this offer won't be around forever http://www.thepostm  FREE* 8-PACK The Delicious Fruit Snack for Toddlers! NEW GERBER GRADUATES Yogurt Melts is the most convenient, healthy snack for tiny tykes! Unlike most leading fruit snacks, GERBER GRADAUTES Yogurt Melts contain no preservatives -- just great taste! http://www.thepostm For the benefit of those who have been asking, my follow up visit with the doc on Friday didn't go so well as I had hoped. He said that he couldn't recommend removing the oxygen as yet. And he referred me to a pulmonary specialist. Seems that while the pneumonia is all gone, my lungs are not drawing as much as they would like. Guess I am gonna have to look for some smaller bottles to fit in a back pack if I am still gonna ride the cycle. Which I am...I have no intention of giving it up. We do hope you enjoy today's issue Cordially Martin aka the postman The Comics a perfect day http://www.thepostm moms adjustment to technology http://www.thepostm sale http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES the hawk and the rattlesnake http://www.thepostm Moses in the desert http://www.thepostm Muhammed condoms http://www.thepostm glowing mountain dew http://www.thepostm the mummy http://www.thepostm the men in black http://www.thepostm how to handle a telemarketer http://www.thepostm  COOL STUFF the love movie http://www.thepostm geography game http://www.thepostm Georgia and Russia http://www.thepostm what women like-power point display http://www.thepostm the wise old man-power point display http://www.thepostm toilets of the world-power point display http://www.thepostm moments of reason-power point display http://www.thepostm Mistys Fun House If you love jokes, humor, toons, cartoons and more you will love our adult humor list. There will be nudity on the list, however nothing extreme. There will be daily postings of humor and you are invited to share your stuff, or just sitback and lurk and enjoy the great stuff being posted through Approx 200 emails come through the list each week - but this can vary MistysFunHouse- http://groups. . Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 6. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.) 7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. ____________ A few nights ago, a few friends and I were in a bar telling all the Polish jokes we knew. Boy, what a feast! Anyway, I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, this big guy came in and said to me, "Hey pal, I'm Polish and I don't like you telling all those Polish jokes!" So I said, "Well, they're not against you, pal, just against anyone in Poland." "My mother is in Poland!" he screams, and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in! __________ Mary: So this really drunk, obnoxious guy kept bothering me at the party last weekend. Jill: What happened? Mary: Well, he cornered me, pulled his thing out of his pants, and asked me, "Do you want to taste it?" Jill: Ohmigod! What did you do? Mary: Well, I think I handled it pretty well. I just said, "No, you go ahead. You don't have enough to share." ____________ Tammy was waiting with the cart, browsing in the small appliances aisle, while Doug gathered a few last minute items. When Doug returned, Tammy was facing the opposite direction, so Doug silently approached and gave her a playful pat on the fanny. Without turning around she said, "That had better be my husband. But if it's not, I shop here every Tuesday." ____________ A young boy asked his mother where babies come from and she answered "Go ask your father." He asked his father the same question and he answered, "Go ask your mother!" Later that day at dinner the boy announced, "I know that I am not your son because neither one of you know where babies come from." Buffalo Bill Time Out! http://buffalosjoke Not Right http://buffalosjoke Spidie Sense http://buffalosjoke THAT'S ALL FOLKS have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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