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There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave
him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper,
he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the
boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as
he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily
gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his
temper than to drive those nails into the fence.. Finally the day came
when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it
and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each
day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the
young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails
were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the
fence He said, 'You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in
the fence. The fence will never be the same When you say things in
anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man
and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm
sorry, the wound is still there. '


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We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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The Comics

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"My boyfriend and I had hardly finished one argument when I screwed up
and started another one." said Jill."How'd you do that?" asked Margaret.
"Well," says Jill "you know when you're done with a big fight and your
significant other suggests a little 'make-up sex'?"
"Yeah" says Margaret.Jill replies, "I guess it wasn't the right time for
me to ask, 'Does it have to be with you?'"
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While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud
case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups
seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check and
proceeded to run a computer verification of his account. After a minute
she looked up from her terminal with a frown and said that she would be
unable to cash his check. "Why not?" my friend asked incredulously.
"I'm sorry, sir," she replied, "but our computer indicates that you do
not have sufficient funds to cover this amount. As a matter of fact,"
she continued, "our records show your account overdrawn in
excess of $5000." "It can't be!" he cried. "You have to be kidding!"
"Yes, I am," she answered with a smile, counting out his cash.
"But you will notice that your hiccups are gone."
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A guide is showing a Texan the Niagara Falls.
"I'll bet you don't have anything like that in Texas!"
"Nope, I reckon we don't," said the Texan. "But we've got
plumbers who could fix it."
________________
 
A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks,
and there are only 3 survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie.
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a
couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely
horrible about what she was doing.  She felt having sex with Bob
and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.
It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a
while, Bob and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and
the inevitable happened.
Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel
absolutely horrible and immoral about what they were doing.
So........they buried Debbie.
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All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday.
A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia
may have invaded Georgia, they sure as heck ain't doin' it to Alabama.
________________
 
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an
urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that young
Junior had gotten himself into quite a fix.
"See, he was kissing his girlfriend Corinne, and when my wife and
I came back from the movies we found them stuck together."
"I'll come right over, Mr. Tuckerman," said the dentist calmly,
"and don't worry about a thing. I have to unlock teenagers'
braces all the time."
Mr. Tuckerman whispered, "Yes, but from an IUD?"
 
 
 
 
 
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman





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