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When I was working at the University of San Diego which is a
private school with roots as a Catholic College for Women and
still maintains close ties to the church and Other Catholic Colleges
along the West Coast. It was a great place to work, a little slow
on matching the wage scale of the state Universities but it had
an excellent benefits package. Included in this package were
12 paid holidays a year because they chose to let you have Good
Friday, Christmas and New Year Eve along with the accepted
Federal Holidays. You also had ten paid sick days a year, two
of which were floating holidays, so if you wanted to take your
birthday off you simply put in for a floating holiday. Because many
of the employees were second generation Mexicans they also
celebrated Cinqo de Mayo, not with a day off but with a banquet
in the cafeteria. They also held an employee picnic once a year
and allowed non alcoholic department parties at Christmas time.
Like I said nice place to work and you were free to observe your
own holidays.
Now I don't know if you have heard this story of the 700 Somali
Muslims
who work for Tyson in Shelbyville.
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. -- Some workers at a local plant will no longer
to be able to take their Labor Day holiday because of religious
reasons.
Workers at the Tyson Foods poultry processing plant in Shelbyville
will no longer have a paid day off on Labor Day but will instead be
granted the Muslim holiday Eid al-Fitr.
According to a news release from the Retail, Wholesale and
Department Store Union, a new five-year contract at the plant
included the change to accommodate Muslim workers at the plant.
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Personally I have nothing against a large workforce getting a few
accommodations like the final day of fasting during the Feast of
Ramadan on October First off but not when you tell the other 500
employees they can't observe Labor Day. I know the union asked
for this but there are other ways around this without swapping a
federal holiday for a religious one.
As long as Tyson decides to continue this practice there will be
no Tyson chicken served in this house and that includes fast food
chicken if I find out say that Burger King's Bucking Chicken comes
from Tyson. Maybe if enough people stop buying their products they
can close their plant for religious observances 265 days a year.
Pardon my Rant
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True or False Cont
Katie: Werewolves?
Rudy: False.
Sandi: Bigfoot, Boggy Creek Monster, The Snowman?
Katie: Maybe true.
Rudy: Gulp!
Rudy: Sea serpents?
Sandi: You mean like the Loch Ness?
Rudy: Yes.
Katie: I would hope so.
Rudy: Unicorns?
Sandi: Probably all gone...sniff.
Katie: Dinosauers?
Rudy: All gone.
Sandi: Ghosts?
BJ: Hi guys!
Rudy: Ack!
Sandi: Thud!
Katie: Valid!
BJ: I guess I will not understand these guys.
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