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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Getting more and more lonely here every day. Not as far as people
to read the jokes but other publishers that I can steal fresh jokes
from.
Aikens Laughs which had for many years provided us with toons is
gone. He quit about a month ago and his site is now offline. Curly
David must have quit publishing two months ago, and Steve Langille
who did the Strange Breed cartoons stop publishing last month.
Those of you that are worried about Martin the Postman's absence,
he is in the hospital with pneumonia and has been pretty sick. WE
let colds get a hold on us in summer expecting that we can only get
really sick during winter and the next thing you know it's intensive
care.

Sandy spent the afternoon over at Buffy's house helping her clean. I
figured to have a little R&R and a nap and played three pool
tournaments
in Yahoo and settled down for a nap and the phone rang. It was Buffy

telling me I was expected to cook supper. When I cook most people
don't ask what I am cooking ? Sandy learned before we were even
married that I was creative when I cooked and even though it usually
was tasty the ingredients didn't always sound good together.

Today I looked in the freezer and grabbed a large pack of hamburger
and prepared a kettle of tasty but mellow chili. I split the batch
in half for another meal and poured half of it in a casserole pan. I
then added a
pound of hot dogs chopped in half, a can of corn, a layer of blended

Mexican Cheeses and a box of Jiffy cornbread mix on top. I let it
cook
for an hour till the crust was hard and then called the ladies and
had them come home. They asked for a name and I told them it was
chili cheese
corn dogs and they both finished a plate without complaints.

Above all I only dirtied three pans and destroyed the can opener and
even cleaned up the tomato sauce that flew everywhere when the
drive wheel came off of the can opener when I tried to force it
through the bent can. Enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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Closing In, But on What?

Diana: How much further?

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Diana: We are taking a small road, highway 412 from Enid all the
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