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name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

It was a quiet Monday morning. I had just got back from driving
Buffy to work and was digging through my email, looking for
something interesting. I debated rebooting, as I usually do before
I start the lists, when the lights went out. A few seconds later
Sandy yelled that the contractors had hit the big oak tree across
the street and it was laying on the house. I picked up the phone
and called the electric company and told them they had an outage
and went out to see what was going on. There was no wires down
and the tree was no longer against the house which had escaped
damage. The wires they had hit hadn't broken but had come in
contact with each other and it had probably blown a transformer
fuse.
To make matters worse they were digging in the fresh packed sand
and had hit a water line they had just put in the week before and we

now had a swimming pool in the road. All in all a typical Monday in
construction land.

The people then started to show up led by the Water Department to
turn the mains off. Second on the scene was the fire department
prompted by the thought of downed wires. The first comment I heard
out of them was, " I got dibs on the wood." Then the electric line
crew showed up to check the lines out and turn the power back on.
This had all happened within 15 minutes and the power came back
on about ten minutes later. Pretty quick repair time as the
contractor
started pumping the hole out and sawing up the wood and tossing it
into a front end loader.

The site is all back to normal with the exception of the homeless
bunch
of black squirrels that inhabited the center of the tree which was
black
and rotted. The squirrels contemplated asking FEMA for a house
trailer
but instead decided to find a fresh place to store their nuts and
hide
from the winter, probably with the pigeons in the neighbor's attic.
The
squirrels have been laying low since construction started, perhaps
they
had a premonition of doom. The owner of the house lost a tree but he

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Life is back to normal and I got a story to tell out of it. Not a
bad day.

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Katie's Challenge

Sandi: Where is Pierre?

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cellphone,,no it is next to my whistle at the house. What to do,
what
to do? I will have to ... Gulp, confront these miscreants..

Katie sneaks up to the robbers and......

1. faints
2. barks
3. attacks
4. throws up
5. gets into her karate stance

Actually, she does, (5), then (4), then (2), then (1), after waking
up,
she (2), then she (3), but nobody is there.

The robbers are freaked out by a dog wearing a judo outfit that ....
gets into a karate stance then throws up, they leave when she starts
barking, they are gone when she faints.

When Katie wakes up the police and neighborhood dogs are coming up
close and are patting her on the back for being a hero.

Sandi: You chased them away all by yourself.

Rudy: How many were there?

Katie: I think a dozen. There were fist flying, I had them down
and it
was a tough battle...and guns were blazing. and and.

The herd in Guthrie


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