THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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I don't have anything cute or funny to say in my introduction.
So you may be asking yourself why are you wasting your time writing it?
I guess my response would be, why are you wasting your time reading it?
heheh. Since I have very little of importance to say, lets have some jokes! :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Blonde bombshell, Jill, goes to the doctor.
After examining her thoroughly, the doctor is perplexed ...
"I'm not sure what it is," he said. "You either have a bad cold or
you're pregnant.""Oh," says Jill, "I must be pregnant --
I don't know anyone who could have given me a cold."
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After examining her thoroughly, the doctor is perplexed ...
"I'm not sure what it is," he said. "You either have a bad cold or
you're pregnant.""Oh,
I don't know anyone who could have given me a cold."
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, "the man
goes on top and the woman underneath." For three years my husband and
I slept on bunk beds.
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goes on top and the woman underneath." For three years my husband and
I slept on bunk beds.
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A snooty matron caught the supermarket stock boy at an unguarded
moment. "Young man," she demanded icily, "Don't you know it's bad
matters to scratch your balls before others?"
He stammered around for a few minutes, then ask in bewilderment,
"What am I supposed to do...offer to scratch yours first?"
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moment. "Young man," she demanded icily, "Don't you know it's bad
matters to scratch your balls before others?"
He stammered around for a few minutes, then ask in bewilderment,
"What am I supposed to do...offer to scratch yours first?"
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The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising
activity. One ambitious but nervous boy knocked on a door and a
sour-faced lady came to the door and asked, "What do you want, Sonny?"
"D-d-do you have any beer bottles for the Boy Scouts, M-m-m- ma'am?" he
asked. "Look here, young man, do I look like the kind of lady who would
drink beer?" replied the lady."S-s-sorry, Ma'am," replied the boy.
"W-w-what about vinegar bottles?"
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activity. One ambitious but nervous boy knocked on a door and a
sour-faced lady came to the door and asked, "What do you want, Sonny?"
"D-d-do you have any beer bottles for the Boy Scouts, M-m-m- ma'am?" he
asked. "Look here, young man, do I look like the kind of lady who would
drink beer?" replied the lady."S-s-sorry, Ma'am," replied the boy.
"W-w-what about vinegar bottles?"
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The cowboy got paid on Friday and immediately rode into town and
proceeded to get thoroughly shit-faced.
A couple of his pals decided to play a trick on him. They snuck
out, turned his horse around, then went back in to join the
hapless cowboy for a few more rounds.
The next morning, when the alarm clock and a glass of cold water
in the face failed to have the slightest effect, the cowboy's
wife started shaking him by the shoulders and screaming, "Tex,
get up! You have to hit the goddamn trail, you've got work to do."
"Can't," mumbled Tex. "Too beat. Too tired. Can't even lift my head."
"Get the hell up!" she screamed in his ear. "I've seen you this
hung over a thousand times."
"Last night was different," said the wretched fellow. "Some son
of a bitch cut my horse's head off, and I had to pull him all the
way home with my finger in his windpipe!"
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proceeded to get thoroughly shit-faced.
A couple of his pals decided to play a trick on him. They snuck
out, turned his horse around, then went back in to join the
hapless cowboy for a few more rounds.
The next morning, when the alarm clock and a glass of cold water
in the face failed to have the slightest effect, the cowboy's
wife started shaking him by the shoulders and screaming, "Tex,
get up! You have to hit the goddamn trail, you've got work to do."
"Can't," mumbled Tex. "Too beat. Too tired. Can't even lift my head."
"Get the hell up!" she screamed in his ear. "I've seen you this
hung over a thousand times."
"Last night was different," said the wretched fellow. "Some son
of a bitch cut my horse's head off, and I had to pull him all the
way home with my finger in his windpipe!"
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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One
would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the
next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole,
the other girl filling it in again.An onlooker was amazed at their hard work,
but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger,
'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't
get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill
it up again?'The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it
probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But
today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
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would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the
next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole,
the other girl filling it in again.An onlooker was amazed at their hard work,
but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger,
'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't
get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill
it up again?'The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it
probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But
today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FRPM:
Martin aka the postman
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FRPM:
Martin aka the postman
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