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a beep from my UPS and my fan stopped. I called Buffy and asked
her if she had power and she said no and was wondering how she
would take a hot shower before work. I reminded her that her tank
was full of hot water and drove over and picked up her and Eva for
work. Everything was mellow downtown with owners sitting outside
their businesses waiting for lights and registers to come back on.

The paper said

Squirrelly situation

Edison Sault Electric Co. and the local squirrel population
continued their decade-long feud Saturday morning when one of the
bushy-tailed rodents tripped off the Magazine St. substation,
causing power to go out downtown for about an hour and a half.

ESEC bypassed the damaged section of the substation and power was
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Darn Squirrels

I was watching the women's 300 lb. Snatch Weightlifting contest last
night which has been the only Olympic event I have seen so far and
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to lift 300 fresh in my mind I am almost afraid to watch any more of
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
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Cimarron Canyon

The next morning the crew continue to Cimarron Canyon located just
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Katie: I could run up the mountainside.

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Katie: I will not run up the mountain.

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The temperature is mild and the clouds are gently drifting by.

BJ: I think we should spread a blanket and nap.

Sandi: Dibs on next to daddy.

Rudy: Dibs on next to Toots.

Diana: Good grief! What a mess.

A few minutes later a chainsaw convention is making their noise from
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BJ: I can't sleep with all this noise.

Diana: Me either. Even Katie is snoring. You have to admit, it is
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BJ: Yeah, a little peace of Heaven for sure.

Traveler: Am I interupting?

To be continued

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