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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Last night as I was sitting on the toilet, reading, I heard a crack
and the front half of the toilet seat slid forward while the back
half just sat there. This toilet seat was only six months old and
cost 25.00 at Wal-mart and was near their top of the line model so I
was disappointed to see that it was only pressboard. What happened to
the days when they used to make toilet seats out of real wood and
they lasted forever. They never broke and the only maintenance was to
put a coat of varnish or oil based paint on them when you could
afford to shut the bathroom down for
a day. I know of a lot of toilets that went out the door with the
same seat they came in with twenty years before.

This wasn't the first toilet seat I have had problems with and I
admit that weight may have caused the premature failure on a few but
not of the seat itself it was always those cheap
nylon bolts that they replaced good old steel with that broke.

Anyhow I told myself it was because I bought it from Wal-mart and I
went to Ace Hardware for one. I figure Madden isn't a
little guy and he probably buys his there. They got two seats in
about a dozen different colors and padding, one for 16.00 and one for
25.00 and they come in a box wrapped in plastic so you can't see what
hardware you get. The instructions and features are on the box in
four different languages, none of which I was fluent in. I bought the
16.00 one and headed for
home. I didn't really want to dive in and replace but I was feeling
the urge to use the toilet and I had only did a temporary fix the
night before with duct tape. I removed the old seat and
opened the box and was confronted with something new.
The two nylon bolts for the bowl went on first and then you
set the new seat on the two bolts which have gear shaped
heads and there is two locks you twist to lock the seat
down. If you want to clean the seat, twist the locks and wash
it in the laundry sink. Want to change the seat or put on your
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Wife is complaining cause you left the seat up, twist the locks and
take it to work with you which might lead to man found beaten to
death with toilet seat in bed.

Enjoy the chips and the last weekend of the summer.

buffalo

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Little Johnny Chips
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A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the
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The Good Ship Venus

Twas on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us!
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a raging penis.

The captain's name was Morgan,
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Three times a day he used to play
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The captain's wife was Mabel
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Parting Chips
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These are actual (yeah, right - MM) clips from British Council flat
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1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage
has fungus growing in it.

2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just
can't take it anymore.

3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.

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7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
satisfy my wife.

8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the
wall.

10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife
tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen

12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are
plain filthy.

13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
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15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny
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16. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
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19. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when
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20. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1406

Excursion Pt 2

Diana: So I still need to go to the pound and see if Rudy has been
arrested.

BJ: Right. He is not as fast as the girls and might have been
nabbed.
I still need to shower and the girls are exhausted.

Diana: They should be, a four hour run...

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Katie: I just phoned Diana and told her Rudy is safe and at home.

BJ:Thanks.

Rudy: Maybe Toots will have mercy on me.

Sandi: Tell daddy about the restroom.

Rudy: Yeah they have pay as you go restrooms for dogs now.

BJ: Really, where?

Rudy: You have cars in front of them, people put money in them, and
we then get to use them as restrooms, ack, paying restrooms.

BJ: Those are parking meters, not restrooms.

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