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I am looking forward to this weekend. Who has grand plans for the
holiday? I remember a time when the last week before the labor day
weekend was always a great travel week for vacation for many families.
But now with higher gas prices, and school starts before the holiday
too, those days are a by gone era. The "war department" had taken
vacation time and has four days off starting tomorrow. We were
planning to go take a little mini vacation ourselves, but that was
before the advent of this pneumonia. So we will be sticking pretty
close to home. But that is ok. I can spend the time with my mrs.
This hospital stay has reminded me how lucky I am that I have
"the war department." We plan to do a little work in the yard and
the flowers. Actually she will probably be doing most of the work
as I look on. With her spending all those days with me in the hospital,
the yard needs a little attention. I used to dislike yard work. Now I look
forward to it. Funny how a little sickness makes you change your
outlook on things. And the best part of the whole deal? I have my
follow up appointment with the doctor tomorrow. With a little luck
I'll get rid of this oxygen and get official approval for a little
ride on the cycle this weekend too. Life is good.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

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strong and silent
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what will they think of next
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something bothering you?-power point display
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a beautiful mosque-power point display
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the woman-power point display
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One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House
from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park
bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like
to go in and meet with President Obama.' The Marine replied, 'Sir, Mr.
Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The old man said,
'Okay,' and walked away. The following day, the same man approached
the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and
meet with President Obama.' The Marine again told the man,
'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't
reside here.' The man thanked him and again walked away . .
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke
to the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with
President Obama.' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point,
looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have
been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several
times that Mr. Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here.
Don't you understand?' The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand
you fine, I just love hearing your answer!' The Marine snapped to
attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow Sir."
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A redneck went to see the Louisiana doctor and he put in a complaint
because his wife was having too many little babies! She was having
at least one per year. He commented, "Doc, ya gotta help me, I cain't
git enough Welfare or steal enough ta feeds 'em all!" The doctor got
down his medical reference book and looked up the problem. He told
his patient, "The book says if a man's bitch was having too many
brats, the doctor should remove the man's right testicle." He then
administered anesthesia with beer bottles, took out his pocket knife an'
performed the surgery.Three years later the man was back at the
doctor's office complaining the surgery had failed; she was still havin'
at least one kid per year! The doctor took his book back down and
studied the problem. The doctor said, "Well, the book says if your wife
is having too many brats to remove your right testicle, we done that.
If she still has too many brats, then we should remove the left testicle.
Butcha won't be able to git no nookie!" Once again he got a beer
bottle an' his pocket knife and performed surgery.Another three
years later, the SAME man was back complaining that operation had
once again failed! His wife had 2 kids and was about 7, 8 months
along with his thirteenth! The doctor was quite perplexed and got his
book back down.After several minutes of study he told his patient,
"It says right here if a man's wife is having too many brats to remove
his right testicle. If she continues to have too many brats, remove his
left testicle. We done did all that. However, the next page says,
"If the man's wife still has too many brats after you have
removed both testicles, you done castrated the wrong man!"
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One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.
"What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring
intently at the scene before them. "They, um, they're making a
puppy" said the boy's father, as he grabbed his coat and moved
him along quickly. A few nights later, the little boy woke up and
got up from his bed to go to the bathroom. As he walked by his
parents' room, he heard strange noises coming from within.
He opened the door and was surprised to see his father on top
of his mother, moving in a strange way. His father looked up and
saw his son - instantly,both mother and father froze. As the boy's
mother grabbed for the sheets to cover herself up, the father got
up and hustled his son out of the bedroom. "What were you
doing to Mom, Dad?" asked the little boy, who still wasn't sure
what he saw. "Your mother and I were, well, we were, ah,
trying to make a baby - you know, maybe a brother or sister for you"
said the boy's father, now confident that this would satisfy his son's
curiosity. "Oh" said the little boy, thinking hard for a minute.
"Y'know Dad, when you go back to bed with mom, turn her
over, please - I'd rather have a puppy
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One day an old farmer fell asleep in the top level in a 2 level hay
shed. When he woke up, he found his son having sex with his
girlfriend on the bottom level of the hay shed. He decided he
wouldn't disturb them, so he laid down and rested. After a while he
heard his son say, "Father, father up above. Give me strength for one
last shove." So the father, being smart, replied, "Son, son down
below. Get off and give your father a go."
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Did you hear that Tony Orlando and Dawn are getting back
together? Yes, because U.S. Senator Larry Craig (R) of Idaho has
asked them to change their smash hit from: "Knock three times on
the ceiling if you want me, twice on the pipe if your answer is
no." To "Tap four times in the washroom for some sodomy, twice
on my pipe if you're just gonna blow."
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After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, the
husband looked over at his wife and said, "How come
you never make love to me like that?"
"Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how much
they pay those people to do that?"
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Jill spotted John across a crowded room at a convention
in Las Vegas. Easing up next to him, Jill asked John if
he would like to join her for a drink.
"I don't know," said John. "I've got a wife and two kids
at home..."
To which Jill replied, "I don't know you. You don't
know me. They don't know us, and we don't know them."
John thought about it for a second and then agreed.
A few drinks later, Jill invited John up to her room for
a nightcap. When John hesitated again, she said, "I don't
know you. You don't know me. They don't know us, and we
don't know them." And John agreed.
After a few more drinks in Jill's room, the two of them
were starting to get pretty friendly, and Jill asked if
John would be interested in a little party.
John, bewildered, exclaimed, "If I don't know you, you
don't know me, they don't know us, and we don't know
them, then who the hell are we going to invite?!"

Buffalo Bill
 
 
 
 
Domestic Dispute
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day
from:
Martin aka the postman



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