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It is far easier to leave angry words unspoken
than to mend the heart those words have broken




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You choose your frustrations. And you can just as easily
choose to be free of frustration.
What is it that makes you frustrated? What kinds of things bring
on so much frustration that you can't get anything accomplished?
Actually, nothing makes you frustrated. Frustration is just the way
you respond to certain situations. Frustration is useful when you first
feel it, because it calls your attention to the conflict between your
inner values and your outer situation. But once it has your attention,
frustration has done its job, and it is then time to let it go.
As soon as you feel frustration, ask yourself what that frustration is
attempting to tell you, and listen carefully to the answer. Once you truly
get the message, the frustration has done its job and it falls naturally and
easily away. By immediately understanding and appreciating what your
frustration has to say, you can quickly get beyond it. Then, with a new
sense of purpose and positive direction, you'll be even more effective than before.
-- Ralph Marston

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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COMICS

paper cut
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These two drunks were in a bar. One said to the other,
"I have to go for a piss."
The other said, "I have to go, too. Tell you what, why don't you
go for me while you're in there."
The first drunk guy says, "Ok."
He staggers to the john, and is gone for a long time.
When he comes back, he punches the other drunk in the face and
knocks him to the floor.
The second drunk looks up and asks, "Why did you hit me?"
"If you'd told me you had to take a shit, I would have pulled
down my pants!"
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A traveler in the Himalayas came upon a great gathering of holy men, 
philosophers, and aspiring Buddhas.
They represented all aspects of  belief and seeking, including one aged
guru who was reputed to have achieved nirvana by subsisting entirely on
a diet of asparagus. Our  traveler was astonished, when, in a sudden
mountain shower, all of the  participants in this conclave were drenched,
except the asparagus- eater. The rain simply avoided falling on him, as if
he were roofed.  "That's incredible," said the traveler.
"Not at all," said his native guide, "for is it not sung of in
America, even on Broadway,'Bliss is the awning of the Sage of Asparagus .'"
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Two guys in a bar are talking about their wives.
"My wife is mad at me again," says the first.
"Why?"
"I got drunk at the bar across the street last night and she came looking for me."
"What'd you do?"
"I asked her for her phone number."
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Two philosophers were sitting at a restaurant, discussing whether or
not there was a difference between misfortune and disaster.
"There is most certainly a difference," said one. "If the cook suddenly died
and we couldn't have our dinner, that would be a misfortune, but certainly not a
disaster. On the other hand, if a cruise ship carrying the Congress were to sink
in the middle of the ocean, that would be a disaster, but by no stretch of the
imagination would it be a misfortune."
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Agatha and Ryan were spending their honeymoon at the home of
the bride's parents.  Three days went by, and Agatha's young brother
Jeffrey, a mechanical whiz kid, asked his mother why the newlyweds
hadn't left their room, even to come down for meals.
"It's not of your business," she replied.
A few more days passed, and the mother began to worry, too. 
Then she heard a commotion overhead, dashed upstairs to see what
was going on, and discovered it was only Jeffrey rummaging through
the bathroom. "What are you looking for?" she inquired.
"Just my airplane glue," said the boy. "I've been keeping it in the Vaseline jar."
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My girlfriend was giving me a great blow job last night..."
"Wait, I thought you said you were married?"
"I am."
"Why don't you have oral sex with your wife?"
"Are you crazy! That's the same mouth she uses to kiss me goodnight!"

Buffalo Bill
 
 
 
 

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Milk maid                 
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman



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