THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
good morning postman fans!
Just a couple quick letters from postman fans:
Cory says:
Martin, the other day, you published an apology in one
of your issues. Far as I am concerned that was not necessary.
You have one of the best newsletters on the net, they don't like
it, they have a delete key!
Cory
The Postman says
Thx Cory!
Judy says:
Martin, I got that free bottle of AcaiBerry.
its wonderful! Thanks for telling me about it!
Judy in Ok.
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Ron says;
Martin, My sister signed up and got that Rachael Ray Free cookware.
Is it still available? I'd like to get a set too.
Ron
Thx Cory!
Judy says:
Martin, I got that free bottle of AcaiBerry.
its wonderful! Thanks for telling me about it!
Judy in Ok.
The Postman says:
You are quite welcome Judy. Glad its working for you.
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Ron says;
Martin, My sister signed up and got that Rachael Ray Free cookware.
Is it still available? I'd like to get a set too.
Ron
The Postman says
Yes Ron,
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Cordially
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Two men sitting in a bar drinking... a lot.
As they are sitting there drinking away, one man turns to the other and
says, "I have got to get out of here! need to go home & tear my wife's
panties off!"
The other man looks at him with confusion and replies, "Well, what in
the world just made you think of that?"
"Because," replies the guy, "they are too damn tight & they are cutting
off my circulation!"
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As they are sitting there drinking away, one man turns to the other and
says, "I have got to get out of here! need to go home & tear my wife's
panties off!"
The other man looks at him with confusion and replies, "Well, what in
the world just made you think of that?"
"Because," replies the guy, "they are too damn tight & they are cutting
off my circulation!
____________
There was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his
throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
________________
throat and suffered from a stiff neck.
____________
A police officer was interviewing a young recruit. "If
you're driving at night," the officer asked, "and you're
being chased by a gang of criminals going sixty miles an
hour, what would you do?"
you're driving at night," the officer asked, "and you're
being chased by a gang of criminals going sixty miles an
hour, what would you do?"
The applicant replied, "Seventy!"
______________
____________
Q: Why were the elephants the last animals off the ark?
A: They had to pack their trunks.
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A: They had to pack their trunks.
____________
The young mother was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are
far too upset and worried about your son. I am going to
give you a prescription for some tranquillizers that I
want you to start taking regularly."
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the
tranquilizers calmed you down any?"
"Oh, yes" the mother answered. "They do wonders for me."
"And how is your son now?" he asked.
She replied, "Who cares ..."
_____________
far too upset and worried about your son. I am going to
give you a prescription for some tranquillizers that I
want you to start taking regularly."
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the
tranquilizers calmed you down any?"
"Oh, yes" the mother answered. "They do wonders for me."
"And how is your son now?" he asked.
She replied, "Who cares ..."
____________
There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so
he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of
tests and finally decides that he can cure the man. The
doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife
is asleep, and then to reach down between her legs and
get a little love juice on his finger and rub it under
his nose, and that this would stimulate his brain and
then he would get an erection. The man takes the doctor's
advice and that night after his wife has gone to sleep he
reaches down between her legs and gets some of her juice
and he rubs it on his upper lip right under his nose.
After a minute or two he starts to feel a tingling between
his legs, so he grabs some more juice and rubs it under
his nose. The next thing he knows he has a full erection.
He is real excited he wakes up his wife to share in the
good news. He wakes her up and says look what I have. She rolls
over and looked at him and says "You wake me up at two
in the morning to show me that you have a Bloody Nose???
he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of
tests and finally decides that he can cure the man. The
doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife
is asleep, and then to reach down between her legs and
get a little love juice on his finger and rub it under
his nose, and that this would stimulate his brain and
then he would get an erection. The man takes the doctor's
advice and that night after his wife has gone to sleep he
reaches down between her legs and gets some of her juice
and he rubs it on his upper lip right under his nose.
After a minute or two he starts to feel a tingling between
his legs, so he grabs some more juice and rubs it under
his nose. The next thing he knows he has a full erection.
He is real excited he wakes up his wife to share in the
good news. He wakes her up and says look what I have. She rolls
over and looked at him and says "You wake me up at two
in the morning to show me that you have a Bloody Nose???
______________
A worried father telephoned his family doctor and said that he
was afraid that his teenaged son had come down with V.D.
"He says he hasn't had sex with anyone but the maid, so it has to
be her.""Don't worry too much," advised the doctor. "These things
happen.""I know, doctor," said the father, "but I have to admit that I've
been sleeping with the maid also. I seem to have the same
symptoms.""That's unfortunate."
"Not only that, I think I've passed it to my wife."
"Oh God," said the doc, "That means we all have it."
was afraid that his teenaged son had come down with V.D.
"He says he hasn't had sex with anyone but the maid, so it has to
be her.""Don't worry too much," advised the doctor. "These things
happen.""I know, doctor," said the father, "but I have to admit that I've
been sleeping with the maid also. I seem to have the same
symptoms.""That'
"Not only that, I think I've passed it to my wife."
"Oh God," said the doc, "That means we all have it."
THAT'S ALL FOKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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