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THE COMICS
work out
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ok Harold
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b034.html
bad idea
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b035.html
the hunter and the bear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b036.html
words of wisdom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b037.html
worm it out
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the truth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b039.html
the world ends
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b040.html
adam and the serpant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b031.html
divorce
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b032.html
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
ani music
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies353.html
ozzy osbourne jeopardy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies354.html
hands for him
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies355.html
wild stuff
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busted in NYC
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COOL STUFF
ways to save the environment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce019.html
an explanation of man and woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce020.html
essential utilities
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce022.html
for cat lovers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce021.html
how to tick people off
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce023.html
pop urls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce024.html
A fellow tees off and slices terribly. He sees the ball fly past a stand of
trees and then hears a shriek. He runs over and finds a
woman knocked out cold.
The man runs back to the clubhouse and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?"
"I'm a doctor," another man says, rising. "What's the trouble?"
"I just hit a woman out there with a golf ball, and she's unconscious!"
"Well, where did you hit her?" the doctor asks.
"Between the first and second holes."
"Oh, my," the doctor says, shaking his head.
"That doesn't leave much room for stitches!"
__________________
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer
approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
_______________
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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his
Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the
food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny wait until we say our prayer." his mother
reminded him. "I don't have to." The boy replied. "Of course,
you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's
house, and she knows how to cook.
___________________
Bob is waiting to tee off for the start of his round when he sees Joe
just finishing his round. Bob notices that Joe is wet all over the
front of his trousers. Curiosity gets the best of him, so Bob asks
Joe how he got so wet. Joe tells the following story:
That day, Joe had played golf for the first time with bi-focals. All
day long, he could see two sizes for everything. There was a big club
and a little club; a big ball and a little ball; etc. So, Joe said
that he hit the little ball with the big club and it went straight
and long all day long. On the green, he putted the little ball into
the big cup. He said that he played the best golf of his life.
Bob said, "I understand that, but how did you get all wet?"
"Well," said Joe, "when I got to the 16th, I had to urinate awfully
bad. I went into the woods and unzipped my fly. When I looked down,
there were two of them also; a big one and a little one. Well, I knew
the big one wasn't mine, so I put it back."
_____________
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.
"Mommy, mommy, why does daddy got so few hairs on his head?"
he asked his mother.
"He thinks a lot." replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up
with a good answer to her husband's baldness.
So she thought until Johnny thought for a second and said, "I'm glad you
don't do any thinking. You would look silly without your long hair!"
___________
This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of
his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister
paint. He broke off suddenly when he noticed one of the recruits had
been talking in ranks.
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, RECRUIT??" the drill sergeant hollered.
In a quivering voice, the recruit replied, "I said, to myself,, Drill
Sergeant Sir, 'if that sucker thinks I'm going to stand here and take his
crap . . . well, he's certainly an uncanny judge of character."
BUFFALO'S CARTOONS
Charged
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Cheer leader 1
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
NEVER YEARN FOR WHAT YOU HAVE NOT
BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
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just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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Choose from 5 rich, creamy, smooth Flavors:
• Chocolate Delight • Caramel Latte
• Chocolate Royale • Creamy Vanilla
• Strawberry Supreme • YOURS FREE*!
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FREE LEMONADE
COUNTRY TIME & CRYSTAL LIGHT
Vote for Your Favorite & Get a FREE* $100 Grocery Gift Card!
•Kroger •Stop & Shop •Winn-Dixie
>>CLICK HERE<<
It's the Ultimate Lemonade Competition: COUNTRY TIME vs. CRYSTAL LIGHT.
What is Your Summer Time Favorite?
http://www.tinyurl.
Giving someone all your love
is never an assurance
that they will love you back.
Do not expect love in return
just wait for it to grow
in their heart.
But if it does not
be content that it grew in yours.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
THE COMICS
work out
http://www.thepostm
ok Harold
http://www.thepostm
bad idea
http://www.thepostm
the hunter and the bear
http://www.thepostm
words of wisdom
http://www.thepostm
worm it out
http://www.thepostm
the truth
http://www.thepostm
the world ends
http://www.thepostm
adam and the serpant
http://www.thepostm
divorce
http://www.thepostm
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
ani music
http://www.thepostm
ozzy osbourne jeopardy
http://www.thepostm
hands for him
http://www.thepostm
wild stuff
http://www.thepostm
busted in NYC
http://www.thepostm
COOL STUFF
ways to save the environment
http://www.thepostm
an explanation of man and woman
http://www.thepostm
essential utilities
http://www.thepostm
for cat lovers
http://www.thepostm
how to tick people off
http://www.thepostm
pop urls
http://www.thepostm
A fellow tees off and slices terribly. He sees the ball fly past a stand of
trees and then hears a shriek. He runs over and finds a
woman knocked out cold.
The man runs back to the clubhouse and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?"
"I'm a doctor," another man says, rising. "What's the trouble?"
"I just hit a woman out there with a golf ball, and she's unconscious!
"Well, where did you hit her?" the doctor asks.
"Between the first and second holes."
"Oh, my," the doctor says, shaking his head.
"That doesn't leave much room for stitches!"
____________
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer
approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
____________
subscribe to these free ezines
recommended by Martin aka the postman
Elite Life Ezine
Create and attract your vision of success, prosperity and wealth.
http://www.tinyurl.
Smell the Coffee and the Cookies Too!
Ezine for moms who want encouragement
and coaching on living peaceful, balanced and fulfilling lives.
http://www.tinyurl.
Real Estate Success
Link Tips and info on Real Estate invesing
http://www.tinyurl.
Baseball's Pride and Joy
Inspiring baseball stories that hit a home run to your heart.
http://www.tinyurl.
Growing Rich Newsletter
The Little-Known Secrets Of Attracting Wealth Through Your Very Own Secret Weapon
http://www.tinyurl.
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his
Grandmother'
food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny wait until we say our prayer." his mother
reminded him. "I don't have to." The boy replied. "Of course,
you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's
house, and she knows how to cook.
____________
Bob is waiting to tee off for the start of his round when he sees Joe
just finishing his round. Bob notices that Joe is wet all over the
front of his trousers. Curiosity gets the best of him, so Bob asks
Joe how he got so wet. Joe tells the following story:
That day, Joe had played golf for the first time with bi-focals. All
day long, he could see two sizes for everything. There was a big club
and a little club; a big ball and a little ball; etc. So, Joe said
that he hit the little ball with the big club and it went straight
and long all day long. On the green, he putted the little ball into
the big cup. He said that he played the best golf of his life.
Bob said, "I understand that, but how did you get all wet?"
"Well," said Joe, "when I got to the 16th, I had to urinate awfully
bad. I went into the woods and unzipped my fly. When I looked down,
there were two of them also; a big one and a little one. Well, I knew
the big one wasn't mine, so I put it back."
____________
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.
"Mommy, mommy, why does daddy got so few hairs on his head?"
he asked his mother.
"He thinks a lot." replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up
with a good answer to her husband's baldness.
So she thought until Johnny thought for a second and said, "I'm glad you
don't do any thinking. You would look silly without your long hair!"
___________
This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of
his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister
paint. He broke off suddenly when he noticed one of the recruits had
been talking in ranks.
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, RECRUIT??" the drill sergeant hollered.
In a quivering voice, the recruit replied, "I said, to myself,, Drill
Sergeant Sir, 'if that sucker thinks I'm going to stand here and take his
crap . . . well, he's certainly an uncanny judge of character."
BUFFALO'S CARTOONS
Charged
http://www.buffalos
Cheer leader 1
http://www.buffalos
Butt1
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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