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Well guys and girls, everyone is happy in the state of Michigan,
the UAW strike was settled and GM workers went back to work !!!!
DETROIT (AP) -- The United Auto Workers and General Motors Corp. agreed Wednesday to a tentative
contract that ends a two-day national strike -- the first against the automaker in 37 years --
and puts responsibility for retirees' health care into the union's hands.
First shift employees at the Walker GM plant were asked to report to work as usual.
However, the problem of the state budget remains unsolved....
DETROIT (AP)
Gov.Granholm said non-essential services will stop on Monday
if a new budget is not in place. Among those services are
state-licensed casino gaming in Detroit, sale of lottery tickets, distribution of packaged liquor,
state parks, and welcome centers.
Shit! Can't drink, can't gamble? You know what that means?
We may as well just go to work and read
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A man was wondering around a fairground and he happened to see a
fortune-teller'
nside and sat down.
"Ah......," the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you
are the father of two children."
"That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of
THREE children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think!"
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A young boy knows about sex and where babies come from
because his mother told him that "the man puts his penis inside the
woman and she gets pregnant."
A few days later, after pondering this for some time,
the boy asks in all the innocence and wonder of a child,
"Does the man ever get his penis back?"
____________
A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and
watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead
gorgeous female clerk behind the counter.
He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips
his pants, and places his chopper on the counter.
"What are you doing, Sir?", she asks. "This is a clock shop!!"
He replied, "I know it is. And I would like 2 hands and
a face put on THIS!!"
____________
I was waiting in line at a bank.
There was a mother and her little boy in
line behind me.
The little boy asked, "Hey Mister, how come you are so fat?"
I looked at him and replied "Well, every time I fucked your
mother, she gave me a biscuit."
____________
A minister is driving down to New York to see the radio
show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees
an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you
been drinking?"
And the minister says, "Just water."
The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord,
He's done it again!"
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