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I was cruising the net yesterday when I came across the following article on
one of the news wire websites....
LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- A Nebraska lawmaker has filed a lawsuit against God.
State Senator Ernie Chambers accuses God of causing untold death and horror
and threatening to cause more.
Chambers says God can be sued in Douglas County, Nebraska, because He's everywhere.
The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session
and often criticizes Christians, blames God for natural disasters and is
seeking a permanent injunction against Him.
Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying
to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.
Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved
Don't you just feel like slapping this fella Ernie?
All the unsolved problems this country has, and all the so called
"frivolous lawsuits" that clog the court system, and this nut has to
do a stunt like this. I ain't sure which is worse, the senator, for
doing the stupid crap that he did, or the people of Nebraska,
for being stupid enough to elect him.
If the man is angered by frivolous lawsuits, why does he have to waste
tax payers money because he has an ax to grind?
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Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a
yen for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective
countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck
strongly." "That's all very well for you," huffed her friend. "But I
don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!"
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Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company
he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife
for weeks on end.
Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, the
title means nothing! Why, they even have a Vice President
of peas at the grocery store, for crying out loud!"
"Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call
the grocery store to see if his wife was just joking
and making fun of his new title.
A clerk answered the phone and Tom said, "Can I please talk to the Vice
President of peas?"
The clerk replied, "Canned or frozen?"
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A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?"
"No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control
for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three
bank robbers walked in and held it up.
"All the ladies down on the floor," one handsome robber commanded.
"My grandmother too?" the little girl asked.
"Yes, your grandmother too!"
"All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses."
"My grandmother too?"
"Yes, your grandmother too! All ladies will now remove their panties."
"Surely you don't mean my grandmother too?" asked the little girl.
Becoming angry, the handsome robber shouted, "YES, YOUR
GRANDMOTHER TOO! Now, all the ladies on the floor
are to spread their legs apart." When the little girl
started to ask if her grandmother was included, her
grandmother snarled, "YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID!"
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