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THE COMICS
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uncle Mike
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let's cuddle
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dna tests
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I knew I forgot something!
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sunbathing
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dinner asian style
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Condi at the beach
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life is not always fair
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COOL STUFF
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cult film classics
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ping pong game
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My friend`s 5 year old daughter, Rose, was playing with her
14 year old cousin, Sarah, upstairs. Rose came down to make
some cookies. "Where's Sarah," My friend asked, "isn't she
going to help you bake cookies?"
"Oh, Sarah can't come down right now," Rose replied, "she
doesn't feel very well."
"Really, what's the matter with her?" Rose looked very
serious and said, "she'll be okay, she's just got her pyramid."
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When I arrived for my daughter's parent-teacher conference, the
teacher seemed a bit flustered,
especially when she started telling me that my little girl didn't always pay
attention in class and was
sometimes a little flighty. "For example,
she'll do the wrong page in
the workbook," the teacher explained, "and I've even found her
sitting in the wrong desk."
"I don't understand that," I replied defensively.
"Where could she
have gotten that?"
The teacher went on to reassure me that
my daughter was still doing
fine in school and was sweet and likeable.
Finally, after a pause,
she added, "By the way, Mrs. Johnson,
our appointment was for
tomorrow."
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A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company
training session. Her husband drives her to the
airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like
me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An English girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and
asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." she replies
"And, what happened to my present?" he asks
"Which present?" she replied, forgetting about what
they had said before she left.
"What I asked for: the English girl?!" he reminded her
"Oh, that!" She said, suddenly remembering what they'd
talked about "Well, I did what I could, now we have to
wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!"
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Three servicemen, Air Force, Marine, and
a Sailor, were all on a flight
to go home on leave after spending time in Afghanistan.
When they landed a man approached them and
said, "Boys to show my thanks
for serving our country I'm gonna give you my
truck to drive home so you
don't have to pay for a cab." The guys
thankfully agreed and drove off.
Halfway there the truck broke down and they
were stuck out on a lonely
stretch of road. Off in the distance they saw a farm house
and went to ask to use the phone.
When the man at the door answered and saw
the men in uniform he invited
them in. He said, "Boys for serving
our country I'll cook you a steak
dinner and you can shack up with my three
daughters, you'll have to
discuss amongst yourselves who sleeps with
each girl, there's plenty of
beer in the fridge."
The men ate and the first girl comes
down the stairs, a very pretty
girl. The fly boy jumped up and
said "she's mine" and goes upstairs.
The second girl comes down, prettier than the first, the jar head
snatches her up and goes upstairs.
The sailor is waiting for the last girl
thinking he's getting the ugly
Tone. o his delight she comes down, the finest of them all.
The next morning the farmer is cooking
breakfast. The fly boy comes
down first, uniform neatly pressed, fresh
looking. The farmer asked if
he wanted breakfast but the fly boy says,
"No thank you sir, you've done
enough already," and left.
The jarhead came down next, uniform not as
neat as the fly boys but
still acceptable. The farmer
offers him food but he only drinks coffee,
thanks the farmer and leaves.
The sailor comes down next, still a little
drunk, neckerchief messed up
and missing a shoe. The farmer
offers him breakfast and the sailor ate
everything and took off without even a 'thank you.'
After they all were gone the farmer
calls his girls down. Rubbing is
hands together greedily he says, "OK girls, how did we do?"
The girl with the airman says,
"He fondled me a little, drank a beer andgave me $200!"
The girl with the marine says,
"He screwed me one time, had a couple
beers and gave me $150."
The poor girl with the sailor appears all tired and worn out, "he
screwed me all night, drank the rest
of the beer, and I'll be damned if
he didn't borrow $50 from me till next payday!"
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Couples who have lived together a long time
Have their own way of communicating.
A woman over heard her aunt and uncle one day:
"What are you looking for in that closet?" Sadie asked.
"Nothing," Morris answered.
"Well, it's not in there. Look under the bed."
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The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of
expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to
her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume
In a cheap bottle, would you?" "No," her husband replied.
"Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."
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BUFFALO'S
Movies
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Amazing Child
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Americas Funniest Home Videos
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LAB LAUGHS
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Smile For You
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Add another Lawyer
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