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expect a large influx of immigration. Bush says that this upsurge is due
primarily to a shift in policy of Canada. He expects this change to
mean that more immigrants will go to the US instead.
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THE COMICS
what the doctor ordered
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celebrating which anniversary?
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a full moon
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this does NOT look good
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safe sex?
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more safe sex
http://www.thepostm
no more blind dates
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computer nerd
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dutch treat
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sizes
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
fishing bloopers
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share everything together
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a new car alarm
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the marathon runner
http://www.thepostm
let me sleep
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popeye vs e_coli
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COOL STUFF
international cooking
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its about cats
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European geography
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draw
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game to play
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Today's reading is from the Book of Government Life, Chapter 11, Verses 1-15:
1. In the beginning was the Plan.
2. And then came the Assumptions.
3. And the Assumptions were without form.
4. And the Plan was without Substance.
5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
6. And Workers spoke among themselves saying,
"It is a crock of shit and it stinks."
7. And Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell."
8. And Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,
"It is a container of organic waste, and it is very
strong, such that none may abide by it."
9. And Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
10. And Directors spoke among themselves, saying
to one another; "It contains that which aids plant
growth, and it is very strong."
11. And Directors went to Vice President, saying unto him,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
12. And Vice President went to the President, saying unto him
"It has very powerful effects."
13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
14. And the Plan became Policy.
15. And that's how shit happens!!
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Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives.
The first said, "Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a
different position. I wanted to try doing it doggy-style.
"Doggy-style? Did she go for it?"
"I'll say we did it doggy-style. I sat up and begged, she rolled over
and played dead."
____________
IT TAKES A VERY BRAVE MAN (or woman) WHO FORWARDS THIS!!!!!!!
THANK GOODNESS MOST WIVES (husbands) HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.
Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her
son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and
relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this
with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."
____________
There man named Jose that worked in the fields of a rural
country cutting down trees, and every afternoon his wife
Maria used to bring him his lunch.
Well one afternoon Jose got horny and started fucking the
shit out of Maria, as they were doing it a bee flew by
and stung her right next to her nipple.
Days went by and the swelling wouldn't go away, so Jose
took her to the doctor's. The doctor took a look at it and
said "Well we're going to have to get the puss out in order
for her breast to heal, and the best way to do
that is to suck it out." Jose looked at the doctor and said
"Isn't there another way?"
The doctor said "Nope, the old-fashion way is the best way for this."
So of course he believed the doctor and went along with it,
so the doctor went off on Maria's tit, I mean he sucked
the shit out of it, he had her moaning and everything.
A week later Jose while taking a piss got stung right
on the tip of his dick so he went to the doctor.
The doctor took a look at it and said, "Holy shit, that
things huge! I'll be right back, I'm going to go get a shot
that will make the puss come right out."
Jose looked at him and said, "NO, no, no, like you said the
old fashion way is the best way. Now start sucking!"
____________
"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'
drunk to his friend at the next barstool.
"Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you
when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent.
"Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!"
____________
My wife doesn't complain often, but once she was having
a old-fashioned "heart-to-heart" with me and said,
"Hon, you never listen to me. Every time I try to talk
to you, you get this far-away look in your eyes after
only a few seconds. Please promise me you'll
try to work on that."
The last thing I remember was replying,
"I'm sorry, what was that you were saying?"
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BUFFALO'S
Movies
Close 2
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Coca Cola Party
http://www.buffalos
Cookie Blues
http://www.buffalos
LAB LAUGHS
Take That You Thief
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The Meat Is At Attention
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Who gets the remote.
http://www.lablaugh
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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