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Now that the war draws to a close in Afghanistan, Taliban
members are attemping to go back to a somewhat normal
way of life. One obstacle in this attempt is landmines.
Thousands had been planted after the US invaded this poor
mountainous country, and are still buried and active.
News reports indicate that the Taliban is using sheep to locate
these left over war devices and apparently
the procedure is working
out pretty good.They send them into a field and if they're
blown up, they have dinner. If they make it through alive,
they have a date. Works perfectly.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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Earl and Kevin are dicussing how tight-ass cold their wives
had been to them about giving sex.
Earl says "My wife's so cold I can put a glass of water in
bed with her and the next morning its turned to ice."
"That ain't shit" says Kevin "Hell, every time my old lady
spreads her legs the furnace kicks on!"
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David goes to see a therapist. During the session,
the therapist asks, "How is your sex life?"
"I have a lot of issues with sex," David replies.
"What kind of issues?" the therapist asks.
"Oh, mostly Hustler, and Penthouse."
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK!
Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show
you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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Bob walked into the bedroom to find his wife rolling in the
hay with another man.
"What in the name of god is going on? Who is this man?"
His wife thought for a moment, then said, "That's a fair
question." She turned to the other man and asked,
"What IS your name?"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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