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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I have found out from for example the A&W discussion when you
mention food around the herd you get a few responses and as I
mentioned yesterday there isn't a more American food than the
Hot Dog. I got two good replies and I wouldn't mind seeing more.
We are a herd that roams and if you tell me that I can get a good meal
in your neighborhood, we just might stop by. Here are the two letters
I received. The first is in Atlanta

Ok, I love the daily jokes & am hooked on seeing them daily. I
finally
got a topic that you missed a major contributor. As a southern boy,
you cannot get any better than THE VARSITY!!!!!!! You can check out
the stats at www.thevarsity.com This has been in the same spot since
1928 & has only been closed ONE day in it's history & that was the
death of the owner. People come from miles around to get them.
celebrities & many other famous folks have gone through those doors (
including Warren Buffet ). SO, Never mind the Coney dog, until you
try
a C-Dog from the Varsity, which is specially made just for
them.
Big Daddy

The second is much closer and I may have to make a run there some
time. ( Hey
Nancy do you want Coney Dogs for supper? )

I've been around the world and haven't had a better Detroit Coney
Island hot dog than Apollo Coney Island:

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Phone: (586) 739-4760

Actually located about 45 minutes north east of Detroit they have the
absolute best. I worked in downtown Detroit for a year and heard
everyone rave about Lafayette Coney Island, they don't hold a candle
to a Coney from Apollo. If you're ever in the area I highly
recommend them, closed on Sundays. I have a friend who now lives in
Washington state and an Apollo Coney is a must when he visits.

Robert

BTW the first restaurant I ever went to in San Diego was Der
Weinerschnitzel.
This isn't gourmet food but three mustard dogs for a buck and a large
order
of chili cheese fries was hard to beat and they were everywhere and
fast
and sent you coupons every couple of weeks.

I'm getting hungry again so enjoy the chips.... buffalo

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Ginger: You do a great job there. I know I am larger than Sandi, but
I am not as tough as she is. So I need you to make time for me to.

BJ: Done, I can do that little girl. I need a favor from you to.

Ginger: Name it.

BJ: See my arms?

Ginger: The tatoos?

BJ: Yes, they are not tatoos, those are your scratches. You have to
quit doing that to my arms.

Ginger: I will try.
BJ: Remember try'ers try and doers do.

Ginger: Gulp!

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