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Lee Sum Wan: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?"
Mr. Sori: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Lee Sum Wan: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan."
Mr. Sori: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Lee Sum Wan: "I'm Sum Wan. I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent."
Mr. Sori: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?"
Lee Sum Wan: "Look, just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan was injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is going to the hospital."
Mr. Sori: "Well, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital from the accident, that isn't an urgent matter! You may find
this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Lee Sum Wan: "You are very rude. Who are you?"
Mr. Sori: "I'm Sori."
Lee Sum Wan: "You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
Mr. Sori: "I'm Sori!"
Lee Sum Wan: "I don't like your tone of voice, mister, and I don't
care. Now give me your name!"
Mr. Sori: "Look, lady, I told you already. I'm Sori! I'm Sori! I'm
SORI! You didn't even give me your name!"
Lee Sum Wan: "I told you before, I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan! You better be
careful, man. My father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very
prestigious position in the family business. He is Noe Buddy."
Mr. Sori (sarcastically): "Oh, I'm so scared. Look, I don't care
about your uncle; he's a nobody. Everybody thinks he's top dog and
holding an important position in the company."
Lee Sum Wan: "No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy
doesn't work there."
Mr. Sori: "Like I said, I don't care which one of your aunts sleeps
around, and I also know that not everybody works here! Jeez! Now,
which one of my employees do you want to talk to?"
Lee Sum Wan: "Wheech Wan is my sister!"
Mr. Sori: "I don't know which one is your sister! How in God's name
would I know that?"
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Two women were in a hair salon talking about their home lives
when the subject of flighty husbands came up. "It's unbelievable," one
woman said. "I can never figure out where he goes at night."
"I know exactly what you mean," said the other woman.
"One second he's in the house, and the next he's gone without a trace."
"Well," says a woman eavesdropping nearby. "I always know where my husband is."
"How do you manage that?" the other two women asked.
"Easy," she replies. "I'm a widow."
________________
IN 1955...
"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are,
it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."
"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?
It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one."
"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."
"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"
"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."
__________________
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.
Looking for his ball, he found a Little Leprechaun flat on his back, a
big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the
golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the
little guy, reviving him.
"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked.
"I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says.
"Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so
whaddya want?"
"Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't
want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And the
golfer walks off.
"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "I have to do
something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... A
great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life."
A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and The American
golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the
woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
"Twas me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just
want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"
"My game is fantastic!" the golfer answers. "I'm an internationally
famous golfer now." He adds, "By the way, it's good to see you're all right."
"Oh, I'm fine now, thankye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know.
And tell me, how's yer money situation?"
"Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer states. "When I need cash, I
just reach in my pocket and pull out $100.00 bills I didn't even know were there!"
"I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex life?"
The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says
shyly, "It's OK."
"C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to know if I
did a good job. How many times a week?"
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, "Once,
sometimes twice a week."
"What??" responds the Leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Only once or
twice a week?"
"Well," says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic
Priest in a small parish."
____________
LAWYER: "On the morning of July 25th,
did you walk from the farmhouse down the footpath to the cowshed?"
WITNESS: "I did."
LAWYER: "And as a result, you passed within a few yards of the duckpond?"
WITNESS: "I did."
LAWYER: "And did you observe anything?"
WITNESS: "I did." (Witness remains silent.)
LAWYER: "Well, could you tell the Court what you saw?"
WITNESS: "I saw George."
LAWYER: " You saw George, the defendant in this case?"
WITNESS: "Yes."
LAWYER: "Can you tell the Court what George was doing?"
WITNESS: "Yes." (Witness remains silent.)
LAWYER: "Well, would you kindly do so?"
WITNESS: " He had his thing stuck into one of the ducks."
LAWYER: "His 'thing?'"
WITNESS: "You know... His thing. His di... I mean, his penis."
LAWYER: "You passed close by the duckpond, the light was good,
you were sober, you have good eyesight, and you saw this clearly?"
WITNESS: "Yes."
LAWYER: "Did you say anything to him?"
WITNESS: "Of course, I did!"
LAWYER: "What did you say to him?"
WITNESS: "Morning, George."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
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Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
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just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
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You have selected you for a chance to get FREE Halo 3 and Xbox 360 Elite!
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Hey I think I know what I want for Christmas!
I want to take a minute to introduce you to a couple of good
friends. they both publish a really good joke page. My buddy
Rich publishes Madman jokes, and my buddy Stan publishes
Humor express. If you are looking for more humor in your life,
I highly recommend each of them!
MAD MAN JOKES
When you are going MAD and need to RELAX, You need to read your FREE copy
of MAD MAN Jokes. The Best Blend of Adult Jokes, Toons,
and Links, to help you to Relax.
It's FREE
send a blank email to:
MadManJokes-
HUMOR EXPRESS
Need more humor in your life? Get er done with a dose of jokes,
toons, links, amusing news, trivia, other interesting tidbits.
It's FREE
send a blank email to:
Humor-Exprezz-
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
COOL STUFF
the pyramid
http://www.thepostm
the old days
http://www.thepostm
the flying Gonzo
http://www.thepostm
100 downloads
http://www.thepostm
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
G.W, speaks
http://www.thepostm
the day my wife met my girlfriend
http://www.thepostm
will it blend
http://www.thepostm
weapons of mass destruction
http://www.thepostm
office gag
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
different
http://www.thepostm
don't worry
http://www.thepostm
doggie marriage counselor
http://www.thepostm
as weet older
http://www.thepostm
excitement
http://www.thepostm
oops
http://www.thepostm
naked women
http://www.thepostm
he needs excersize
http://www.thepostm
that is sufficient
http://www.thepostm
my compliments
http://www.thepostm
Lee Sum Wan: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?"
Mr. Sori: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Lee Sum Wan: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan."
Mr. Sori: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Lee Sum Wan: "I'm Sum Wan. I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent."
Mr. Sori: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?"
Lee Sum Wan: "Look, just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan was injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is going to the hospital."
Mr. Sori: "Well, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital from the accident, that isn't an urgent matter! You may find
this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Lee Sum Wan: "You are very rude. Who are you?"
Mr. Sori: "I'm Sori."
Lee Sum Wan: "You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
Mr. Sori: "I'm Sori!"
Lee Sum Wan: "I don't like your tone of voice, mister, and I don't
care. Now give me your name!"
Mr. Sori: "Look, lady, I told you already. I'm Sori! I'm Sori! I'm
SORI! You didn't even give me your name!"
Lee Sum Wan: "I told you before, I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan! You better be
careful, man. My father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very
prestigious position in the family business. He is Noe Buddy."
Mr. Sori (sarcastically)
about your uncle; he's a nobody. Everybody thinks he's top dog and
holding an important position in the company."
Lee Sum Wan: "No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy
doesn't work there."
Mr. Sori: "Like I said, I don't care which one of your aunts sleeps
around, and I also know that not everybody works here! Jeez! Now,
which one of my employees do you want to talk to?"
Lee Sum Wan: "Wheech Wan is my sister!"
Mr. Sori: "I don't know which one is your sister! How in God's name
would I know that?"
____________
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Two women were in a hair salon talking about their home lives
when the subject of flighty husbands came up. "It's unbelievable,
woman said. "I can never figure out where he goes at night."
"I know exactly what you mean," said the other woman.
"One second he's in the house, and the next he's gone without a trace."
"Well," says a woman eavesdropping nearby. "I always know where my husband is."
"How do you manage that?" the other two women asked.
"Easy," she replies. "I'm a widow."
____________
IN 1955...
"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are,
it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."
"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?
It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one."
"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."
"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"
"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."
____________
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.
Looking for his ball, he found a Little Leprechaun flat on his back, a
big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the
golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the
little guy, reviving him.
"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked.
"I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says.
"Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so
whaddya want?"
"Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't
want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And the
golfer walks off.
"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "I have to do
something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... A
great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life."
A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and The American
golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the
woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
"Twas me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just
want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"
"My game is fantastic!" the golfer answers. "I'm an internationally
famous golfer now." He adds, "By the way, it's good to see you're all right."
"Oh, I'm fine now, thankye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know.
And tell me, how's yer money situation?"
"Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer states. "When I need cash, I
just reach in my pocket and pull out $100.00 bills I didn't even know were there!"
"I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex life?"
The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says
shyly, "It's OK."
"C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to know if I
did a good job. How many times a week?"
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, "Once,
sometimes twice a week."
"What??" responds the Leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Only once or
twice a week?"
"Well," says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic
Priest in a small parish."
____________
LAWYER: "On the morning of July 25th,
did you walk from the farmhouse down the footpath to the cowshed?"
WITNESS: "I did."
LAWYER: "And as a result, you passed within a few yards of the duckpond?"
WITNESS: "I did."
LAWYER: "And did you observe anything?"
WITNESS: "I did." (Witness remains silent.)
LAWYER: "Well, could you tell the Court what you saw?"
WITNESS: "I saw George."
LAWYER: " You saw George, the defendant in this case?"
WITNESS: "Yes."
LAWYER: "Can you tell the Court what George was doing?"
WITNESS: "Yes." (Witness remains silent.)
LAWYER: "Well, would you kindly do so?"
WITNESS: " He had his thing stuck into one of the ducks."
LAWYER: "His 'thing?'"
WITNESS: "You know... His thing. His di... I mean, his penis."
LAWYER: "You passed close by the duckpond, the light was good,
you were sober, you have good eyesight, and you saw this clearly?"
WITNESS: "Yes."
LAWYER: "Did you say anything to him?"
WITNESS: "Of course, I did!"
LAWYER: "What did you say to him?"
WITNESS: "Morning, George."
BUFFALO'S
Toons
Butt2
http://www.buffalos
Butt3
http://www.buffalos
Buy One Get One Free
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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