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the line up
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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
the air cannon
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In the beginning
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lions
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open phone on c span
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in memory of my space
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies372.html
There was a fence that divided Heaven from Hell.
One day God notices that
the devil's side is in pretty bad shape.
It is falling down, badly in need
of paint, weeds growing up around it, etc.
So, God hollers over the fence, “Hey Satan,
why don't you fix up your side
of the fence?”
Satan hollers back,
“Why don't you mind your own business.”
So God says,
“I'll hire a lawyer and sue you if you don't.”
The devil replies,
"Yeah, right. Where are YOU going to find a lawyer?"
_____________
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Two medical students were walking along
the street when they saw an
old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend: 'I'm sure he has Petry
Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.'
The other student says: 'No, I don't think so.
The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks
just as we learned in class.'
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They
approached him and one of the students said to him:
'We're medical students and
couldn't help but notice the way you walk,
but we couldn't agree on the
syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?'
The old man said: 'I'll tell you, but first
you must te ll me what you think.'
One of the students said: 'I think it's
Petry Syndrome.' The old man
said: 'You thought.......... but you are wrong.'
Then the other student said:
'I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.' The
old man said: 'You thought......... but you are wrong.
So they asked him: 'Well, what do you have?'
The old man said:
'I thought it was GAS.......... but I was wrong.
__________
"My boyfriend and I had hardly finished one argument when
I screwed up and started another one." said Jill.
"How'd you do that?" asked Margaret.
"Well," says Jill "you know when you're done with a big
fight and your significant other suggests a little 'make-up sex'?"
"Yeah" says Margaret.
Jill replies, "I guess it wasn't the right time for me to ask,
'Does it have to be with you?'"
_______________
One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked
up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge.
He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into
his pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened.
The blacksmith noticed and asked with a grin,
"Kind of hot, wasn't it?"
"Nope," answered the cowboy through clenched teeth,
"it just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe.
_____________
"All right," says the barman.
"Make it stand on one leg."
So the bloke lifts the elephant's ear up
and whispers something to the elephant.
Moments later the great grey beast lifts itself up
onto its hind legs then carefully balances itself up on one leg.
The crowd in the bar go wild with enthusiastic cheering.
"Very clever," says the barman. "Now lets see it fuck my cat."
And so saying, he plonks the genial bar cat onto the bar.
The bloke with the elephant thinks a moment then takes the
cat and places it on the floor in front of the elephant (who is still
poised Bolshoi like on one leg). He gets up on tip toe and
whispers something in the elephant's ear.
As silence descends on the drinkers in the bar, the man steps
back and the elephant teeters over and comes crashing down,
splattering Tiddles across the floor.
"There you go," says the bloke. "That's fucked it."
___________
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art work
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A young woman, feeling morning dizziness and
strange cravings, goes to see a gynecologist.
After a thorough examination, the Doctor tells her:
"Well, my dear, I am puzzled; the test shows that you
are pregnant, but when I examined you,
I found that you are still a virgin.
I mean, your hymen is not ruptured, except for seven tiny
holes, a little more that pinpricks, actually....
by the way, what did you say your name was?"
"My name is Snow White", replies the girl
_______________
The story is told of a man who got a permit to open the
first tavern in a small town. The members of a local church
were strongly opposed to the bar, so they began to
pray that God would intervene.
A few days before the tavern was scheduled to open, lightning
hit the structure and it burned to the ground. The people of the
church were surprised but pleased - until they received
notice that the would-be tavern owner was suing them.
He contended that their prayers were responsible
for the burning of the building. They denied the charge.
At the conclusion of the preliminary hearing, the judge wryly
remarked, "At this point I don't know what my decision will be,
but it seems that the tavern owner believes in the power of
prayer and these church people don't."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
Anger is a condition in which
The tongue works faster than the mind ..
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
Good morning postman fans!
Recommended by the postman
Year Round Tomato, the amazing system that lets you grow plump, lush,
red tomatoes all year round, all without hassle, dirt, or mess!
Since Year Round Tomato is designed to hang almost anywhere -- indoors by a window
or in your favorite pot or outdoors on a fence, balcony or even a tree limb -- it
saves space and you don’t even need a backyard to enjoy backyard gardening.
And, because the Year Round Tomato hanging pouch is so simple to move around,
you can even grow tomatoes in extremely cold or very hot weather simply by bringing
it inside, for only $19.99 plus $6.99 shipping and handling!
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My New Satellite TV
- Transform Your Desktop or Laptop Computer into a TV!
- Watch TV from over 80 different countries
- Tune into 2,500 TV & Radio Channels
- No Extra Hardware Required
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- 100% Legal
START WATCHING NOW!
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If you don't like something
change it
If you can't change it.
change the way
you think about it!
You think this couple got pulled over cuz the lady wasn't wearing a helmet?
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
THE COMICS
disabled cookies
http://www.thepostm
searching for Larry
http://www.thepostm
gay bumper cars
http://www.thepostm
Mr. Wright
http://www.thepostm
divorce court
http://www.thepostm
didn't work out
http://www.thepostm
busted
http://www.thepostm
a philosophical question
http://www.thepostm
out of work?
http://www.thepostm
the line up
http://www.thepostm
____________
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
the air cannon
http://www.thepostm
In the beginning
http://www.thepostm
lions
http://www.thepostm
open phone on c span
http://www.thepostm
in memory of my space
http://www.thepostm
There was a fence that divided Heaven from Hell.
One day God notices that
the devil's side is in pretty bad shape.
It is falling down, badly in need
of paint, weeds growing up around it, etc.
So, God hollers over the fence, “Hey Satan,
why don't you fix up your side
of the fence?”
Satan hollers back,
“Why don't you mind your own business.”
So God says,
“I'll hire a lawyer and sue you if you don't.”
The devil replies,
"Yeah, right. Where are YOU going to find a lawyer?"
____________
BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THESE FREE EZINES!
Recommended by Martin aka the postman!
Thrive & Prosper eZine
success in Health, Wealth, Relationships and
abundant and provident living.
http://www.tinyurl.
Tested 'n' Proven Internet Marketing Tips
Real Stories written by Real People Sharing the Same Passion:
To Succeed Online!
http://www.tinyurl.
The Low Carb Bartender
As Seen on ABC's 'The View,' ESPN2's 'Cold Pizza,'
and Fox News Channel's Fox News Live. Low-carb drinks recipes,
carb counts of beers, wines, liqueuers, and liquors.
http://www.tinyurl.
Sex Life Booster
We send out sex and relationship tips
http://www.tinyurl.
TOP PICK
Work From Home We offer a fair review of the best work at home programs.
http://www.tinyurl.
Two medical students were walking along
the street when they saw an
old man walking with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his friend: 'I'm sure he has Petry
Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.'
The other student says: 'No, I don't think so.
The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks
just as we learned in class.'
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They
approached him and one of the students said to him:
'We're medical students and
couldn't help but notice the way you walk,
but we couldn't agree on the
syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?'
The old man said: 'I'll tell you, but first
you must te ll me what you think.'
One of the students said: 'I think it's
Petry Syndrome.' The old man
said: 'You thought.....
Then the other student said:
'I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.' The
old man said: 'You thought.....
So they asked him: 'Well, what do you have?'
The old man said:
'I thought it was GAS.........
__________
"My boyfriend and I had hardly finished one argument when
I screwed up and started another one." said Jill.
"How'd you do that?" asked Margaret.
"Well," says Jill "you know when you're done with a big
fight and your significant other suggests a little 'make-up sex'?"
"Yeah" says Margaret.
Jill replies, "I guess it wasn't the right time for me to ask,
'Does it have to be with you?'"
____________
One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked
up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge.
He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into
his pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened.
The blacksmith noticed and asked with a grin,
"Kind of hot, wasn't it?"
"Nope," answered the cowboy through clenched teeth,
"it just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe.
____________
"All right," says the barman.
"Make it stand on one leg."
So the bloke lifts the elephant's ear up
and whispers something to the elephant.
Moments later the great grey beast lifts itself up
onto its hind legs then carefully balances itself up on one leg.
The crowd in the bar go wild with enthusiastic cheering.
"Very clever," says the barman. "Now lets see it fuck my cat."
And so saying, he plonks the genial bar cat onto the bar.
The bloke with the elephant thinks a moment then takes the
cat and places it on the floor in front of the elephant (who is still
poised Bolshoi like on one leg). He gets up on tip toe and
whispers something in the elephant's ear.
As silence descends on the drinkers in the bar, the man steps
back and the elephant teeters over and comes crashing down,
splattering Tiddles across the floor.
"There you go," says the bloke. "That's fucked it."
___________
COOL STUFF
cow abductions
http://www.thepostm
the psychic
http://www.thepostm
art work
http://www.thepostm
A young woman, feeling morning dizziness and
strange cravings, goes to see a gynecologist.
After a thorough examination, the Doctor tells her:
"Well, my dear, I am puzzled; the test shows that you
are pregnant, but when I examined you,
I found that you are still a virgin.
I mean, your hymen is not ruptured, except for seven tiny
holes, a little more that pinpricks, actually....
by the way, what did you say your name was?"
"My name is Snow White", replies the girl
____________
The story is told of a man who got a permit to open the
first tavern in a small town. The members of a local church
were strongly opposed to the bar, so they began to
pray that God would intervene.
A few days before the tavern was scheduled to open, lightning
hit the structure and it burned to the ground. The people of the
church were surprised but pleased - until they received
notice that the would-be tavern owner was suing them.
He contended that their prayers were responsible
for the burning of the building. They denied the charge.
At the conclusion of the preliminary hearing, the judge wryly
remarked, "At this point I don't know what my decision will be,
but it seems that the tavern owner believes in the power of
prayer and these church people don't."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Footswing
http://www.buffalos
Old Folks
http://www.buffalos
Pepsi
http://www.buffalos
LAB LAUGHS
Piss And Vinegar Flavor
http://www.lablaugh
Fix The Leak
http://www.lablaugh
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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