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JUST A QUICK NOTE REGARDING THE MOVIES
For those who have written in to say that the movies "won't display"
or "won't play" for them, please note:
I cannot provide tech support. There are so many different systems
out there that operate in so many different ways, I am simply not
able to do so. However, today I am trying something different.
I added a link to each movie down at the bottom. if the movie
won't play for you, try clicking on the link.
Let me know if this works out ok.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!

LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES

the donkey and the man
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Chinese torture
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a six pack
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Miss teen America
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puppeteer
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THE COMICS

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the official card
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be careful what you said
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25cents per pound
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increase your penis size
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what you always wanted
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in case of fire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?      
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, Go ahead.
 
How can you tell if a redneck is married?        
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
 
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?     
It seems they want to keep alcoholout of the high schools.
 
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records

Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)

COOL STUFF

The Bells game
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hula dancer
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animal art
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wild mood swings
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butterflies
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MEXICAN JOKE"
THE TEACHER TELLS THE STUDENTS TO MAKE A SENTENCE
WITH THE WORDS LIVER AND CHEESE:
**WHITE KID SAYS:"MY MOM MADE ME A LIVER AND
CHEESE SANDWICH AND IT WAS SO GOOD."
**BLACK KID SAYS:"MY DADDY TOLD MY MOMMA
TO GET THE GOVERNMENT CHEESE AND
SHE DIDN'T SO MY DADDY PUNCHED HER IN HER LIVER."
**MEXICAN KID SAYS:''SOME KIDS WERE TRYING
TO LOOK UNDER MY SISTER'S DRESS
AND I TOLD THE CABRONES,"HEY PUTOS!!!
LIVER ALONE CHEESE MY SISTER!"
_______________

Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office.
"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.
"It's my boyfriend," gushes Judi. "He was working on the engine under the
hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"
"My god," shrieks Carol. "Did it chop off his WHOLE finger!?"
"No thank goodness," sniffs Judi. "But it was the one just next to it!"
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readers, Regency fans, Janeites, history buffs and writers. Also news and
announcements by Regency author Linore Rose Burkard
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While Greeley was fucking Miss Klutz,
She said as he plunged in his putz,
"Do you love me dear Greeley?"
He answered, "Not really,
I just wanted to blow off my nuts"
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find 
her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at 
once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call 
on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to 
respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a 
leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the 
cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her 
hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I 
call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND 
policeman."
_______________

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by
a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major
for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighte n up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but
when is the last time you had sex?"
" 1955 , ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and
led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I
hope not, it's only 2130 now."


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Unskilled Labor
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Jump Care
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LAB LAUGHS

Impossable Picture
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cute puppy
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Longaburger For Men
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!








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