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FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The FCC issued a warning to parents yesterday:
The agency statement encourages parents NOT to give
cell phones to children as toys. They can be hazardous to
their health, particularly in male children...
JUST A QUICK NOTE REGARDING THE MOVIES
For those who have written in to say that the movies "won't display"
or "won't play" for them, please note:
I cannot provide tech support. There are so many different systems
out there that operate in so many different ways, I am simply not
able to do so. However, today I am trying something different.
I added a link to each movie down at the bottom. if the movie
won't play for you, try clicking on the link.
Let me know if this works out ok.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
the donkey and the man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies363.html
Chinese torture
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies364.html
a six pack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies365.html
Miss teen America
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies366.html
puppeteer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies367.html
____________
THE COMICS
ask the doctor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b051.html
fix it yourself
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b052.html
a breath of fresh air
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b053.html
the official card
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b054.html
be careful what you said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b055.html
25cents per pound
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b057.html
increase your penis size
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b058.html
what you always wanted
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b059.html
in case of fire
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b060.html
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, Go ahead.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcoholout of the high schools.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)
COOL STUFF
The Bells game
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce034.html
hula dancer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce033.html
animal art
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce030.html
wild mood swings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce032.html
butterflies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce031.html
______________
MEXICAN JOKE"
THE TEACHER TELLS THE STUDENTS TO MAKE A SENTENCE
WITH THE WORDS LIVER AND CHEESE:
**WHITE KID SAYS:"MY MOM MADE ME A LIVER AND
CHEESE SANDWICH AND IT WAS SO GOOD."
**BLACK KID SAYS:"MY DADDY TOLD MY MOMMA
TO GET THE GOVERNMENT CHEESE AND
SHE DIDN'T SO MY DADDY PUNCHED HER IN HER LIVER."
**MEXICAN KID SAYS:''SOME KIDS WERE TRYING
TO LOOK UNDER MY SISTER'S DRESS
AND I TOLD THE CABRONES,"HEY PUTOS!!!
LIVER ALONE CHEESE MY SISTER!"
_______________
Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office.
"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.
"It's my boyfriend," gushes Judi. "He was working on the engine under the
hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"
"My god," shrieks Carol. "Did it chop off his WHOLE finger!?"
"No thank goodness," sniffs Judi. "But it was the one just next to it!"
___________
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Deals_news
Deals and news from major retailers
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Facts, Fashion and Figures of the Regency A monthly dose of Regency life for
readers, Regency fans, Janeites, history buffs and writers. Also news and
announcements by Regency author Linore Rose Burkard
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The exact steps used to create wealth online with internet marketing.
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Recipes, Cooking Tips & Articles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/iwhoopla.html
While Greeley was fucking Miss Klutz,
She said as he plunged in his putz,
"Do you love me dear Greeley?"
He answered, "Not really,
I just wanted to blow off my nuts"
___________
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at
once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call
on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to
respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her
hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND
policeman."
_______________
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by
a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major
for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighte n up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but
when is the last time you had sex?"
" 1955 , ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and
led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I
hope not, it's only 2130 now."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Femaevac
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/3201.htm
Unskilled Labor
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/3216.htm
Jump Care
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/3217.htm
LAB LAUGHS
Impossable Picture
http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20070902
cute puppy
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20070904
Longaburger For Men
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20070903
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
Thomas Jefferson
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FREE RED BULL!
Road racing, sky diving, wheelie popping or all night club-hopping.
Get the rush, the jolt, and the extra
kick you crave when you pair RED BULL energy drink with your
favorite hard core hobby. Get your boost of
body fuel with a FREE* CASE of RED BULL.
http://www.tinyurl.
the ultimate upper body work out
rotating pushup grips
strenghtens and tones:
chest back arms
shoulders and more
works more muscles
reduces strain on joints
only 19.99$ !!!
Satisfaction guaranteed!
recommeded by Martin aka the postman
http://www.tinyurl.
Did you happen to see the latest episode of
THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW?
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The FCC issued a warning to parents yesterday:
The agency statement encourages parents NOT to give
cell phones to children as toys. They can be hazardous to
their health, particularly in male children...
JUST A QUICK NOTE REGARDING THE MOVIES
For those who have written in to say that the movies "won't display"
or "won't play" for them, please note:
I cannot provide tech support. There are so many different systems
out there that operate in so many different ways, I am simply not
able to do so. However, today I am trying something different.
I added a link to each movie down at the bottom. if the movie
won't play for you, try clicking on the link.
Let me know if this works out ok.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
the donkey and the man
http://www.thepostm
Chinese torture
http://www.thepostm
a six pack
http://www.thepostm
Miss teen America
http://www.thepostm
puppeteer
http://www.thepostm
____________
THE COMICS
ask the doctor
http://www.thepostm
fix it yourself
http://www.thepostm
a breath of fresh air
http://www.thepostm
the official card
http://www.thepostm
be careful what you said
http://www.thepostm
25cents per pound
http://www.thepostm
increase your penis size
http://www.thepostm
what you always wanted
http://www.thepostm
in case of fire
http://www.thepostm
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, Go ahead.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcoholout of the high schools.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)
COOL STUFF
The Bells game
http://www.thepostm
hula dancer
http://www.thepostm
animal art
http://www.thepostm
wild mood swings
http://www.thepostm
butterflies
http://www.thepostm
____________
MEXICAN JOKE"
THE TEACHER TELLS THE STUDENTS TO MAKE A SENTENCE
WITH THE WORDS LIVER AND CHEESE:
**WHITE KID SAYS:"MY MOM MADE ME A LIVER AND
CHEESE SANDWICH AND IT WAS SO GOOD."
**BLACK KID SAYS:"MY DADDY TOLD MY MOMMA
TO GET THE GOVERNMENT CHEESE AND
SHE DIDN'T SO MY DADDY PUNCHED HER IN HER LIVER."
**MEXICAN KID SAYS:''SOME KIDS WERE TRYING
TO LOOK UNDER MY SISTER'S DRESS
AND I TOLD THE CABRONES,"HEY PUTOS!!!
LIVER ALONE CHEESE MY SISTER!"
____________
Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office.
"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.
"It's my boyfriend," gushes Judi. "He was working on the engine under the
hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"
"My god," shrieks Carol. "Did it chop off his WHOLE finger!?"
"No thank goodness," sniffs Judi. "But it was the one just next to it!"
___________
BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THESE FREE EZINES
Recommended by Martin aka the postman
Spa Virgins
Spa-tisfy Yourself!: Spa Tips, Etiquette, Pricing---Or, Do I Really Have to
Take Off All My Clothes, and Answers to Other Questions You Were Afraid to Ask
http://www.thepostm
Deals_news
Deals and news from major retailers
http://www.thepostm
Upon My Word!
Facts, Fashion and Figures of the Regency A monthly dose of Regency life for
readers, Regency fans, Janeites, history buffs and writers. Also news and
announcements by Regency author Linore Rose Burkard
http://www.thepostm
Success Simplified
The exact steps used to create wealth online with internet marketing.
http://www.thepostm
Cooking Paradise
Recipes, Cooking Tips & Articles
http://www.thepostm
While Greeley was fucking Miss Klutz,
She said as he plunged in his putz,
"Do you love me dear Greeley?"
He answered, "Not really,
I just wanted to blow off my nuts"
___________
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at
once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call
on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to
respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her
hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND
policeman."
____________
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by
a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major
for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighte n up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but
when is the last time you had sex?"
" 1955 , ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and
led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I
hope not, it's only 2130 now."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Femaevac
http://www.buffalos
Unskilled Labor
http://www.buffalos
Jump Care
http://www.buffalos
LAB LAUGHS
Impossable Picture
http://www.lablaugh
cute puppy
http://www.lablaugh
Longaburger For Men
http://www.lablaugh
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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