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Being a holiday weekend, a lot of us are doing some extra driving.
Out to the lake, the beach, etc. But be careful as you drive.
Our nation's law enforcement officers are on the job. I was coming
home and I was pulled over for going a little too fast. I may have gotten
away with it, but my dog gave me away...
I guessed I stopped a little too quickly.
Theres a lot of good stuff in this issue.
I'm sure you have a little extra time, being the holiday,
so enjoy!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
The boss is calling
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bungie jumpin
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marraigol
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the bail out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies345.html
dancin the boogie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies346.html
double glazing
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COOL STUFF
the apple game
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slap Hillary
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cute animals
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national parks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce012.html
honey bunch kisses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce013.html
flowers
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THE COMICS
the rattle
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one better
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crazy
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the nations capital
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hey Martha
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excuse my mom
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oops
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moms comforting words
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virginity
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fuuuuuuuucckkk.
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THE JOKES
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner
After 25 years in the parish. A leading local
Politician and member of the congregation was
Chosen to make the presentation and give a little
Speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest
Decided to say his own few words while they waited.
"I got my first impression of the parish from the
First confession I heard here. I thought I had been
Assigned to a terrible place. The very first person
Who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a
Television set and, when questioned by the police, was
Able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money
From his parents, embezzled from his employer,
Had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal
Drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But
As the days went on I knew that my people were not all
Like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish
Full of good and loving people.".... .
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician
Arrived full of apologies at being late. He
Immediately began to make the presentation and gave
His talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish
Priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had
The honor of being the first one to go to him in
Confession."
_________________
Tom leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to
piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed screwing his wife.
Later, back at the bar, Tom tells the bartender the story.
"Wow, that's awful, what did you do?"
"Well, I carefully snuck back out the door, and hi-tailed it back here.
Shoot, they were just getting started, so I figure I got time for a couple more beers."
______________
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married
three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time,
it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.
_________________
Two elderly friends, Larry and Ken, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Larry didn't show up.
Ken didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Ken really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park,
Ken didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Ken figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day,
Ken approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Larry!
Ken was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said,
"For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?"
Larry replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Ken. "What in the world for ?"
"Well," Larry said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde
waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Ken, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and, at 89 years old,
I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty.
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.
________________________
Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this!
Those who didn't will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it is.
1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
2) You know what 4-H means.
3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road.
On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches
on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.)
4) You used to 'drag' Main .
5) Most people went by a nickname
6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers,
because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.
7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old
you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.)
Besides, where would you get the money?
8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes,
you still had to go out into the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your buyer dropped off.
10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.
11) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
12) You didn't give directions by street names but rather by references.
Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks to Anderson 's, and it's four houses left of the track field.
13) The golf course had only 9 holes. ((WHAT GOLF COURSE?))
14) You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
______________
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while
waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
"Then why did you eat him?"
______________
Recently a young woman came into my father's insurance
office with her newborn twins.
Dad asked her if she ever had any trouble telling them apart.
She gave him a funny look before responding, "No, I haven't
had any problem. This is Gary, and his sister, Elizabeth."
BUFFALO'S CARTOONS
Bull
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/03050612.htm
Bull Fighter
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/03050613.htm
Bush Speaks
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/03050614.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
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Disclaimer.:
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just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
FREE CHOCOLATE COVERED PLANTERS
FREE* NEW! PLANTERS Chocolate Lovers
Get your FREE* 2-Pack Sample: Milk-Chocolate Cashews or Dark-Chocolate Almonds
http://www.tinyurl.
YOU LIKE FOOTBALL?
You like a FREE NFL FOOTBALL JERESY?
GET YOUR favorite NFL team's footbal jersey here. FREE
http://www.tinyurl.
Being a holiday weekend, a lot of us are doing some extra driving.
Out to the lake, the beach, etc. But be careful as you drive.
Our nation's law enforcement officers are on the job. I was coming
home and I was pulled over for going a little too fast. I may have gotten
away with it, but my dog gave me away...
I guessed I stopped a little too quickly.
Theres a lot of good stuff in this issue.
I'm sure you have a little extra time, being the holiday,
so enjoy!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
The boss is calling
http://www.thepostm
bungie jumpin
http://www.thepostm
marraigol
http://www.thepostm
the bail out
http://www.thepostm
dancin the boogie
http://www.thepostm
double glazing
http://www.thepostm
COOL STUFF
the apple game
http://www.thepostm
slap Hillary
http://www.thepostm
cute animals
http://www.thepostm
national parks
http://www.thepostm
honey bunch kisses
http://www.thepostm
flowers
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
the rattle
http://www.thepostm
one better
http://www.thepostm
crazy
http://www.thepostm
the nations capital
http://www.thepostm
hey Martha
http://www.thepostm
excuse my mom
http://www.thepostm
oops
http://www.thepostm
moms comforting words
http://www.thepostm
virginity
http://www.thepostm
fuuuuuuuucckkk.
http://www.thepostm
FREE OREO COOKIES
Take our survey and get FREE Chocolate Covered Oreos,
courtesy of OpinionGift
http://www.tinyurl.
THE JOKES
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner
After 25 years in the parish. A leading local
Politician and member of the congregation was
Chosen to make the presentation and give a little
Speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest
Decided to say his own few words while they waited.
"I got my first impression of the parish from the
First confession I heard here. I thought I had been
Assigned to a terrible place. The very first person
Who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a
Television set and, when questioned by the police, was
Able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money
From his parents, embezzled from his employer,
Had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal
Drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But
As the days went on I knew that my people were not all
Like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish
Full of good and loving people.".... .
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician
Arrived full of apologies at being late. He
Immediately began to make the presentation and gave
His talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish
Priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had
The honor of being the first one to go to him in
Confession."
____________
Tom leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to
piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed screwing his wife.
Later, back at the bar, Tom tells the bartender the story.
"Wow, that's awful, what did you do?"
"Well, I carefully snuck back out the door, and hi-tailed it back here.
Shoot, they were just getting started, so I figure I got time for a couple more beers."
____________
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married
three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time,
it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.
____________
Two elderly friends, Larry and Ken, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Larry didn't show up.
Ken didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Ken really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park,
Ken didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Ken figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day,
Ken approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Larry!
Ken was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said,
"For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?"
Larry replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Ken. "What in the world for ?"
"Well," Larry said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde
waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Ken, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and, at 89 years old,
I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty.
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.
____________
Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this!
Those who didn't will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it is.
1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
2) You know what 4-H means.
3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road.
On Monday you could always tell who was at the party because of the scratches
on their legs from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See #6.)
4) You used to 'drag' Main .
5) Most people went by a nickname
6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police officers,
because you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.
7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old
you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents anyhow.)
Besides, where would you get the money?
8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes,
you still had to go out into the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your buyer dropped off.
10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.
11) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
12) You didn't give directions by street names but rather by references.
Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks to Anderson 's, and it's four houses left of the track field.
13) The golf course had only 9 holes. ((WHAT GOLF COURSE?))
14) You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/
____________
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while
waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
"Then why did you eat him?"
____________
Recently a young woman came into my father's insurance
office with her newborn twins.
Dad asked her if she ever had any trouble telling them apart.
She gave him a funny look before responding, "No, I haven't
had any problem. This is Gary, and his sister, Elizabeth."
BUFFALO'S CARTOONS
Bull
http://www.buffalos
Bull Fighter
http://www.buffalos
Bush Speaks
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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