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man, the farmer pulled over and asked the
young man if he wanted a ride.
Even though the truck looked like it was about
to fall apart, the young man put his suitcase in
the back and climbed aboard. But the farmer
was confused when he noticed the man still
wearing the backpack.
"Why don't you take a load off, and put that pack
in the back with your suitcase?" asked the farmer.
The hiker responded, "That's very kind of you
sir, but I wasn't sure if the truck could carry the
extra weight. So I thought I'd carry it myself."
_______________
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At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee.
The straight fairway ran along a road and bike
path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed off and hooked
the ball in that direction. The ball went over the fence,
and bounced off the bike path onto the
road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus,
and was knocked back on to the fairway.
As they all stood in silent amazement, one man finally asked
him, "How on earth did you do that?"
He shrugged his shoulders, and said, "You have to know the bus
schedule."
_____________
Two elderly gentlemen were visiting.
"I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why, just
yesterday a pretty college girl said she be interested in dating me. But
to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it."
"Well," his friend said, "you have to remember that women are more
aggressive nowadays. They don't mind being the one to ask."
"No, it's not that..."
"Oh. Well, maybe you reminded her of her father."
"No, that's not it either. It's just she also mentioned something about
carbon 14."
______________
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know
you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love,Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love,Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
_______________
You Know Your Life Sucks When
A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.
You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife.
The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.
Your chauffeur is on parole for car theft.
The bride's family throws rocks instead of rice.
Your wife wraps your lunch in a road map.
Your plants do better when you *don't* talk to them.
All your modeling jobs are for cartoonists.
Your engagement ring is, upon closer inspection, plastic.
___________________
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Movies
Face Balls
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Fantastic Machine
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/022303.htm
Smart Animals
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_____________
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coach says
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booked solid
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truth at the convent
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
a man who sinks his arms into a woman, soon will have his arms in a woman's sink
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
POSTMAN:
I got some free samples of Dial from your postman zine.
Is that still available? I would like to get some more.
To0goodforu
Postman says:
Sure To0good.
here ya go.
enjoy!
the postman
FREE SAMPLES OF DIAL
Wash away those everyday stresses with a FREE* SAMPLE of DIAL
Clean-Rinsing Antibacterial Body Wash & Deodorant Soap.
No soapy residue left behind, just a trace of the fresh outdoors in your
choice of two invigorating & revitalizing scents: Mountain Fresh or Spring Water.
Get a hint of nature in a mild, rich-lathering formula with
light moisturizers that leave your skin
feeling soft, smooth and clean!
• Provides antibacterial protection you can trust.
• The perfect way to pamper yourself in the AM or PM!
• Sample Includes 24 fl oz Body Wash & 12/4.5 oz Bars of Soap
• Mountain Fresh or Spring Water scent
GET FREE DIAL HERE
http://www.tinyurl.
A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Never fart in a wet suit!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
WIN A FREE MUSTANG!
Complete our consumer questionnaire for your chance
to win a 2007 Mustang Shelby GT 500!
Tough and beautiful... it's perfect!
Share your opinions and be rewared
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THE COMICS
hey didja hear that?
http://www.thepostm
you said it was over
http://www.thepostm
pizza delivery no matter what
http://www.thepostm
New York style pizza
http://www.thepostm
the dedicated mail deliverer
http://www.thepostm
that's who broke it!!!
http://www.thepostm
its a liar
http://www.thepostm
you've made me happy
http://www.thepostm
wife makes a statement
http://www.thepostm
I need cheerleaders!
http://www.thepostm
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Jerry Springer
http://www.thepostm
Ray Charles and Jerry Lee Lewis
http://www.thepostm
The GI and the locker
http://www.thepostm
press one for english
http://www.thepostm
you really want that fast food?
http://www.thepostm
presidential trivia
http://www.thepostm
FREE SKINTAMINTS
Get a close & comfortable shave with pro-vitamin
SKINTIMATE Signature Scents Moisturizing Shave
Gel, FREE*! SKINTIMATE'S unique
moisture-infused formula blends 8 skin conditioners,
lubricants & emollients for silky, soft skin lightly
fragranced with one of 5 deliciously enticing signature
scents.Lather up with ALL 5 FRUIT-INSPIRED
SCENTS, FREE*!
•Raspberry Rain •Glistening Pear
•Tropical Splash
•Apple Berry Crush •Melon Burst
GET FREE SKINTAMINTS HERE
http://www.tinyurl.
A farmer in a beat up old truck was driving to
town when he spotted a hiker carrying a heavy
backpack and a big suitcase. Being a caring
man, the farmer pulled over and asked the
young man if he wanted a ride.
Even though the truck looked like it was about
to fall apart, the young man put his suitcase in
the back and climbed aboard. But the farmer
was confused when he noticed the man still
wearing the backpack.
"Why don't you take a load off, and put that pack
in the back with your suitcase?" asked the farmer.
The hiker responded, "That's very kind of you
sir, but I wasn't sure if the truck could carry the
extra weight. So I thought I'd carry it myself."
____________
COOL STUFF
in the ocean
http://www.thepostm
the maze game
http://www.thepostm
cute kitties
http://www.thepostm
Nicholas Coleman
http://www.thepostm
now that's a birdseye view
http://www.thepostm
At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee.
The straight fairway ran along a road and bike
path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed off and hooked
the ball in that direction. The ball went over the fence,
and bounced off the bike path onto the
road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus,
and was knocked back on to the fairway.
As they all stood in silent amazement, one man finally asked
him, "How on earth did you do that?"
He shrugged his shoulders, and said, "You have to know the bus
schedule."
____________
Two elderly gentlemen were visiting.
"I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why, just
yesterday a pretty college girl said she be interested in dating me. But
to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it."
"Well," his friend said, "you have to remember that women are more
aggressive nowadays. They don't mind being the one to ask."
"No, it's not that..."
"Oh. Well, maybe you reminded her of her father."
"No, that's not it either. It's just she also mentioned something about
carbon 14."
____________
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know
you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love,Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love,Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
____________
You Know Your Life Sucks When
A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.
You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife.
The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.
Your chauffeur is on parole for car theft.
The bride's family throws rocks instead of rice.
Your wife wraps your lunch in a road map.
Your plants do better when you *don't* talk to them.
All your modeling jobs are for cartoonists.
Your engagement ring is, upon closer inspection, plastic.
____________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Face Balls
http://www.buffalos
Fantastic Machine
http://www.buffalos
Smart Animals
http://www.buffalos
____________
LAB LAUGHS
coach says
http://www.lablaugh
booked solid
http://www.lablaugh
truth at the convent
http://www.lablaugh
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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