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HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!
And remember..
Its not how deep you fish
Its how you wiggle your worm!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!


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rabbits
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

a gag at the mall
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Darth Vader calls microsoft
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when you smoke be courteous to others
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hunting prank. FROM: The man show
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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,
raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed,
"God, please give me strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him
big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across it in
about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a
rowboat, strong arms and strong legs, and he was able to row
across in about an hour after almost capsizing twice.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river.
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
hiked 100 yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
_____________

Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time
and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor,
"It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back.
It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind --
either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK." says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly,
legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand.
Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve,
"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient,
"I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed,
"Shit! THAT'S the word !!!!
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A guy went on vacation to the islands.  When he got off the boat, he
heard the drummers playing an island rhythm.  He found it fascinating.
However, after several hours, the sound became an annoyance,
so at dinner, he asked the waiter, "When do the drums stop?"
The waiter went pale and stammered, "No.  No.  Drums not stop. 
Very bad when drums stop."
After tossing and turning through the night, he called the front
desk at 2 a.m. to ask when the drums would stop.
"No.  No.  Drums not stop.  Very bad when drums stop."
After a sleepless night, he was waiting at the front desk for the  manager.
He asked once again, "When do the drums stop?"
Again came the reply, "No.  No.  Drums not stop.  Very bad when drums stop."
Grabbing the manager by his shirt, the man screams,
"What happens that's so bloody bad when the drums stop?"
"Trombone solo."
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A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says,
"Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the
Zen master who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
"Excuse me, but where's my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
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So this dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a
roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher
recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor
and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher
shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98," the butcher replied.
A few days later the butcher received a check in the
mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read:
Legal Consultation Service: $150 .
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Movies

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Full Arsenal
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Gesundheit
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LAB LAUGHS

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A Whole Lot Worse
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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