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Did you hear about the supreme court ruling?
The state legislature of Arkansas passed a law that required
strippers to cover at least two thirds of their butt crack.
And the law was signed by the governor. However, The exotic
dancers union filed an appeal. It was turned down by
the Arkansas State court. However, lawyers representing the
union brought the appeal before the U.S. supreme court, stating
that the law was sexually discriminating. When the lawyers of the union
argued their case in an affidavit,
they stated that there was no such law requiring the same
of plumbers. The supreme court struck down the new law.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
FOLLOW THE RIGHT PATH:
Read your POSTMAN'S CORNER EVERY DAY!!!!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
the puppet show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies389.html
good bye summertime
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies390.html
office lineback
Terry Tate
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies391.html
sexy web cam
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies392.html
skate board trick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies393.html
The Mexican 300
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies394.html
_______________
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS THE CAPTATIN SPEAKING...
FIRSTLY, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR
CHOOSING TO FLY MANDARIN AIRLINES.
AS WE TAXI OUT TO THE RUNWAY...
PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE...
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU SITTING ON
THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE PLANE,
PLEASE LOOK TO YOUR LEFT!!!
THE COMICS
home early
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c031.html
Maxine says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c033.html
rollover minutes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c034.html
a bad day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c035.html
frog fart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c036.html
More Maxine
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c037.html
Be careful, girls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c038.html
checkin baggage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c039.html
3 years of marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c040.html
the hurricane
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c032.html
_________________
COOL STUFF
what breed are you?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce051.html
old time radio
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce052.html
the story of the rope
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce053.html
travel to the holy land
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce054.html
concentration game/adult
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce055.html
speed traps
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce056.html
WHY WOMEN SHOULD NOT TRY
TO IMITATE MEN
Two women are hiking in the woods. After
An hour or so, they come to a stream.
Unable to cross, they decide to walk along
The stream and look for a narrower place.
Fortunately they come to an old bridge
Spanning the stream.
Deciding the bridge safe, the two women
Proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman
Stops and says to the other, "I've always wanted
To be like the guys, and whizz off a bridge."
The other woman looks around and says,
"Well, I don't see anyone around, now's your Chance!"
The first woman drops her hiking shorts and
Backs over to the side of the bridge. As she
Begins to urinate, she looks over her shoulder.
"Holy cow!" she exclaims, "I just whizzed
In a canoe!"
______________
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Run your Windows PC like a pro! No matter what your skill level,
beginner or advanced, you'll find tons of valuable tips, tricks,
and ideas in every issue (plus great software deals). Become the
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DAILY BRAIN TEASER & GAME CLUB
6 times a week you'll get a challenging Brain Teaser
and a FREE fun game in you e-mail box.
So join today and have some fun.
http://www.tinyurl.com/2hct9y
THE BURNING BUSH DEVOTIONAL
A conservative Christian devotional written to encourage,
provoke and inspire you to greater heights. The devotional is
written by Ed Wrather, a pastor and former state parole officer.
http://www.tinyurl.com/2hct9y
__________________
One very cold night, a young man dropped into
The local brothel and the madam said,
"You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that
Aren't busy right now." "Yes, but several
Of the rooms are closed for repairs."
"Listen, I'm pretty desperate.
I don't need a room." So she takes
His money and he goes upstairs with
One of the staff and, after looking
For a place to consummate the transaction,
They decide to do it on the roof.
But it's a very cold night, and they
Freeze to death and fall to the sidewalk.
A passing drunk looks them over,
Staggers to the door, and knocks.
"Go away!" says the madam.
"We don't allow drunks in here!"
"I don't want in," says the drunk.
"I just wanted to tell you that your sign fell down."
_______________
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking
about trading it in for a newer model. I've got
bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a
little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially
hard to see things up close. My traction is not as
graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather,
but that's not the worst of it.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
*Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_________________
Dennis was called in for an audit by the IRS.
So, he asked his accountant for advice on what
to wear. "Wear your worst clothing and
an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are
a pauper, " the Accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question,
but got the opposite advice: "Don't let them
intimidate you. Wear your best suit and an
expensive tie." Confused, the man went to his
Rabbi who would surely know the correct
answer. He told him of the conflicting advice
he had received, and asked what he should do.
"Let me tell you a story, " replied the Rabbi. "
A woman, about to be married, asked her
mother what to wear on her wedding night.
Her mother advised; wear a heavy, long,
flannel nightgown that goes right
up to your neck and wool socks."
But when the woman asked her best friend,
she got conflicting advice:
"Wear your sexiest negligee, with a V-neck
right down to your navel."
The man did not understand:
"But Rabbi, what does all this have to do
with my problem with the IRS?"
"It doesn't matter what you wear, "
replied the Rabbi, "you're going
to get screwed."
___________
Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in
school. One day he surprised the teacher
with an announcement.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said,
"I don't want to scare you, but my
daddy says if I don't start getting better grades...
somebody is going to get a spanking!"
___________________
BUFFALO'S
cartoons
Massage Chairs
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/012432.htm
Laptop Dancing
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/012430.htm
Legit?
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/012431.htm
___________
LAB LAUGHS
Shoot Me
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20061022
Read Tattoo
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20061023
0 Population Growth With This Method
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20061024
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to
recognize a mistake when you make it again.
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
TRY IT FREE~~!!!!!
TRY IT FREE
work whenever you want
get out of debt
earn a full time income and get wellness benefits
or simply earn 500 bux or more a week
You could be making huge profits on the internet
without cold calling telemarketing or even stepping
out side of your home!!! No risk, no experience needed
you can earn the money you deserve with none of the
hassles or risks.
http://www.tinyurl.
GET FREE RITZ SOCIALS HERE!
click below for the Ritz!
http://www.tinyurl.
Did you hear about the supreme court ruling?
The state legislature of Arkansas passed a law that required
strippers to cover at least two thirds of their butt crack.
And the law was signed by the governor. However, The exotic
dancers union filed an appeal. It was turned down by
the Arkansas State court. However, lawyers representing the
union brought the appeal before the U.S. supreme court, stating
that the law was sexually discriminating. When the lawyers of the union
argued their case in an affidavit,
they stated that there was no such law requiring the same
of plumbers. The supreme court struck down the new law.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
FOLLOW THE RIGHT PATH:
Read your POSTMAN'S CORNER EVERY DAY!!!!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
the puppet show
http://www.thepostm
good bye summertime
http://www.thepostm
office lineback
Terry Tate
http://www.thepostm
sexy web cam
http://www.thepostm
skate board trick
http://www.thepostm
The Mexican 300
http://www.thepostm
____________
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS THE CAPTATIN SPEAKING...
FIRSTLY, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR
CHOOSING TO FLY MANDARIN AIRLINES.
AS WE TAXI OUT TO THE RUNWAY...
PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU SITTING ON
THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE PLANE,
PLEASE LOOK TO YOUR LEFT!!!
THE COMICS
home early
http://www.thepostm
Maxine says
http://www.thepostm
rollover minutes
http://www.thepostm
a bad day
http://www.thepostm
frog fart
http://www.thepostm
More Maxine
http://www.thepostm
Be careful, girls
http://www.thepostm
checkin baggage
http://www.thepostm
3 years of marriage
http://www.thepostm
the hurricane
http://www.thepostm
____________
COOL STUFF
what breed are you?
http://www.thepostm
old time radio
http://www.thepostm
the story of the rope
http://www.thepostm
travel to the holy land
http://www.thepostm
concentration game/adult
http://www.thepostm
speed traps
http://www.thepostm
WHY WOMEN SHOULD NOT TRY
TO IMITATE MEN
Two women are hiking in the woods. After
An hour or so, they come to a stream.
Unable to cross, they decide to walk along
The stream and look for a narrower place.
Fortunately they come to an old bridge
Spanning the stream.
Deciding the bridge safe, the two women
Proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman
Stops and says to the other, "I've always wanted
To be like the guys, and whizz off a bridge."
The other woman looks around and says,
"Well, I don't see anyone around, now's your Chance!"
The first woman drops her hiking shorts and
Backs over to the side of the bridge. As she
Begins to urinate, she looks over her shoulder.
"Holy cow!" she exclaims, "I just whizzed
In a canoe!"
____________
BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THESE FREE EZINES!
Recommended by Martin aka the postman!
COMPUTER TIPS & TECHNIQUES
Run your Windows PC like a pro! No matter what your skill level,
beginner or advanced, you'll find tons of valuable tips, tricks,
and ideas in every issue (plus great software deals). Become the
computer guru you've always wanted to be!
http://www.tinyurl.
DAILY BRAIN TEASER & GAME CLUB
6 times a week you'll get a challenging Brain Teaser
and a FREE fun game in you e-mail box.
So join today and have some fun.
http://www.tinyurl.
THE BURNING BUSH DEVOTIONAL
A conservative Christian devotional written to encourage,
provoke and inspire you to greater heights. The devotional is
written by Ed Wrather, a pastor and former state parole officer.
http://www.tinyurl.
____________
One very cold night, a young man dropped into
The local brothel and the madam said,
"You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that
Aren't busy right now." "Yes, but several
Of the rooms are closed for repairs."
"Listen, I'm pretty desperate.
I don't need a room." So she takes
His money and he goes upstairs with
One of the staff and, after looking
For a place to consummate the transaction,
They decide to do it on the roof.
But it's a very cold night, and they
Freeze to death and fall to the sidewalk.
A passing drunk looks them over,
Staggers to the door, and knocks.
"Go away!" says the madam.
"We don't allow drunks in here!"
"I don't want in," says the drunk.
"I just wanted to tell you that your sign fell down."
____________
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking
about trading it in for a newer model. I've got
bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a
little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially
hard to see things up close. My traction is not as
graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather,
but that's not the worst of it.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
*Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!
____________
Dennis was called in for an audit by the IRS.
So, he asked his accountant for advice on what
to wear. "Wear your worst clothing and
an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are
a pauper, " the Accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question,
but got the opposite advice: "Don't let them
intimidate you. Wear your best suit and an
expensive tie." Confused, the man went to his
Rabbi who would surely know the correct
answer. He told him of the conflicting advice
he had received, and asked what he should do.
"Let me tell you a story, " replied the Rabbi. "
A woman, about to be married, asked her
mother what to wear on her wedding night.
Her mother advised; wear a heavy, long,
flannel nightgown that goes right
up to your neck and wool socks."
But when the woman asked her best friend,
she got conflicting advice:
"Wear your sexiest negligee, with a V-neck
right down to your navel."
The man did not understand:
"But Rabbi, what does all this have to do
with my problem with the IRS?"
"It doesn't matter what you wear, "
replied the Rabbi, "you're going
to get screwed."
___________
Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in
school. One day he surprised the teacher
with an announcement.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said,
"I don't want to scare you, but my
daddy says if I don't start getting better grades...
somebody is going to get a spanking!"
____________
BUFFALO'S
cartoons
Massage Chairs
http://www.buffalos
Laptop Dancing
http://www.buffalos
Legit?
http://www.buffalos
___________
LAB LAUGHS
Shoot Me
http://www.lablaugh
Read Tattoo
http://www.lablaugh
0 Population Growth With This Method
http://www.lablaugh
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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