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recession more so than the rest of the country due to the decline of the auto industry.
Falling revenue and closing factories have
created a shortfall of billions in
the state budget due to losses in taxes.
If the lawmakers do not come up with a budget
plan this week, many state services will be closed.
Things likethe secretary of state's office,
the Michigan state highway patrol,
the attorney general's office, and a myriad
of other state services will
be closed if a solution doesn't happen asap.
All this is happening at a
time when General Motors union workers
walked out on strike yesterday.Its a
devastating walkout when over 70% of state
industry is connected with
the auto maker either directly or indirectly.
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Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus.
They somehow worked
their way to the middle of the bus where they found three
girls willing to exchange their seats for a
place on the guys' laps.
After they got settled and had ridden that way
for a while, the first
girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether
he might be an electrical engineer.
Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?"
"Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron."
Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy,
"Are you a mechanical engineer?"
He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?"
"Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder."
Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to
her fellow and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?"
"I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known that?"
"Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your
dam burst and flooded my village."
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Farmer Jones lives with his tame bear in the remote
country with only dirt access roads.
His tame bear had been naughty that day so he put him
in the barn and said
"you stay here until you learn how to behave yourself".
Shortly afterwards it begin to rain (a real heavy down pour).
About an hour later a travelling salesman got stuck
in the mud and asked the
Farmer for a place to stay.
The Farmer told him he didn't have room in the house,
however he could stay in the barn.
He told the salesman there were no lights in the
barn and his tame bear was in the barn.
The Farmer said the bear would not bother him.
The salesman went to the barn.
Later another travelling salesman got stuck in the mud
and the Farmer told him
about the barn-no lights and the tame bear.
Salesmen left for barn.
One hour later a woman got stuck in the mud and
approached the Farmer.
He told her about the barn and mentioned the two
travelling salesmen (he was so
concerned about the salesmen he forgot to mention the bear).
The woman said I can take care of myself and left for the barn.
Two hours later the Farmer was awakened by
heavy knocking at the door.
When opening the door the woman was standing
there with her clothes torn and rumpled.
The Farmer said good heavens what happened to you?.
The woman replied I give up on human nature,the
first guy gave me forty dollars,
the second guy gave me fifty dollars,but that cheap
bastard in the fur coat never
even said thanks.
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A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping
center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and
other cleaning supplies.
By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious
she was in an extreme
hurry, and was not happy about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a
box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get
out of here and home before Easter!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk.
"With that wind kicking up out there and that
brand new broom youhave there, you'll be home in no time."
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A police officer stops a car for speeding.
The officer walks up and
says Son whats your name. The man replies
my name is Tyronne.
The officer says OK. Now whats your whole name and
Tyronne replies, what you need my Ho's name for,
she aint even in the car.
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A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow,
who lives in the apartment next door. She hasn't heard
anything from her for a few days.
So she tells her son, "I want you to go next door
and see how ol' Mrs.Pierpoint is."
A few minutes later, the boy returns.
"Well, is she all right?" the mother asks.
"She's fine, but she's annoyed with you," he says.
"At me? Whatever for?"
"Well," says her son, "Mrs. Pierpoint told me
it's none of your business how old she is."
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