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The Touchstone
When the great library of Alexandria burned,
the story goes, one book was saved.
But it was not a valuable book; and so a
poor man, who could read a little,
bought it for a few coppers.
The book wasn't very interesting, but
between its pages there was something
very interesting indeed. It was a thin strip
of vellum on which was written
the secret of the "Touchstone"!
The touchstone was a small pebble that
could turn any common metal into pure gold.
The writing explained that it was lying
among thousands and thousands of
other pebbles that looked exactly like it.
But the secret was this:
The real stone would feel warm, while
ordinary pebbles are cold. So the man sold
his few belongings, bought some simple supplies,
camped on the seashore, and began testing pebbles.
He knew that if he picked up ordinary
pebbles and threw them down again because
they were cold, he might pick up the same pebble
hundreds of times. So, when he felt one that
was cold, he threw it into the sea. He spent a
whole day doing this but none of them was the touchstone.
Yet he went on and on this way.
Pick up a pebble.
Cold - throw it into the sea.
Pick up another. Throw it into the sea.
The days stretched into weeks
and the weeks into months.
One day, however, about midafternoon,
he picked up a pebble and it was warm.
He threw it into the sea before he realized what he had done.
He had formed such a strong habit of throwing
each pebble into the sea that when
the one he wanted came along,
he still threw it away.
So it is with opportunity.
Unless we are vigilant,
it's easy to fail to recognize
an opportunity when it is in hand and
it's just as easy to throw it away.
A great deal of the 3-4 hours a day I spend each day doing this
page is quite often spent just 'staring' at the puter. Not that I am spacey...
but there is so much good stuff I find on the net. The most
difficult job of doing an issue, is trying to figure out what
to include and what not to include. If I could include everything,
you probably wouldn't have time to read it all, and I
would never get up out of my chair. So I often
face indecision while working. But I do know one
thing, anger causes violence. and the best thing is,
you can't really be angry if you are laughing. So the more
people I reach with humor, the less chance of violence in
the world. At least that is my theory.
It's my way of making the world a better place.
Invite your friends to subscribe to THE POSTMAN'S CORNER.
And you can do your part to make the world a less
violent place also.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
Bud light
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies373.html
the little chickie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies374.html
doggie door
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies375.html
cell phone Karma
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies376.html
cheerleaders
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies377.html
_____________
THE COMICS
lasting love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c001.html
dog logic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c002.html
things you can do
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c003.html
marriage benefits
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c004.html
one more
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c005.html
as you get older
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c006.html
a rock
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c007.html
the real thing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c008.html
going too fast
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c009.html
the handsome prince
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/c010.html
COOL STUFF
like cooking?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce039.html
sorta like pacman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce041.html
pearls of wisdom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce042.html
play ball
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce043.html
random swfs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce044.html
online etch a sketch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/ce045.html
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Jim's favorite golf course was built right next to a cemetery.
One of the greens is right next to the fence that separates
the golf course from the cemetery.
Well on this particular afternoon, Jim was playing with a
well-known loudmouth and they came up to that green.
Loudmouth had about a 50 foot putt to sink for a birdie.
He took out his putter and whacked the ball towards the hole.
Now, it so just happens on the other side of the
fence there was a funeral in process.
Jim tells us what happened next.
"Man, that putt almost made it," he said.
"And at about the time the pastor across
the fence got done with the service.
Well, that was when Loudmouth shouted
(loud enough for everyone at the funeral to hear)
'Get in that damn hole, motherfucker!' "
_____________
Little Johnny's mother taught him to say 'whisper'
whenever he had to 'tinkle.'
One day Little Johnny's grandpa paid them a visit.
He was lying on the couch taking a nap when Little Johnny
came up to him and said, "Grandpa, I have to whisper."
Without opening his eyes, his grandpa said,
"Whisper in my ear, son."
When Little Johnny's mom heard a yell that carried for
several blocks, she came running. "What's the matter?"
she cried. Then, seeing Little Johnny she asked,
"Did Little Johnny have to whisper?"
"Yes!" the old man shouted, "Thank God he didn't have to shout!"
____________
Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up
a storm. He asked his mom, “Where'd we get him?”
His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”
____________
Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for
tonight, an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them
thar rubbers gonna cost me?"
To which the pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99
with tax."
To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay
on by themselves?!"
____________
Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation,
so he pays a visit to a sex shop for a remedy.
The clerk hands him a little purple can and says,
"This is Stay-Hard spray... put on a little and you can go all night!"
Excited, Sidney takes it home, stashes it in the
cellar on a shelf, and waits eagerly for bedtime.
Later that night, he sprays some on his member and then goes
upstairs to his wife. To his utter disappointment, however,
the remedy seems to make him orgasm quicker than ever.
The next day, Sidney returns to the sex shop, angrily slammed
the can down on the counter, and snaps,
"This stuff makes me worse than before!"
Upon reading the label, the clerk asks, "I don't
suppose your hid this stuff on your basement shelf, did you?"
"Yeah, so?"
"You must have grabbed the wrong can, sir... this is Easy-Off."
____________
The two ladies were sitting in the living room,
waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed.
The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory
that she would keep the visitors occupied during the wait.
The child was about six years old, snub nosed,
freckled, buck toothed and bespectacled.
She maintained a deep silence and the two ladies peered doubtfully at her.
Finally, one of them muttered to the other,
"Not very p-r-e-t-t-y, I fear," carefully spelling the key word.
Whereupon the child piped up, "But awful s-m-a-r-t!"
LAB LAUGHS
FRIENDSHIP
http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20070903
Are You Lonely
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20070902
BUFFALO's
Movies
Home Security
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/60531.htm
Tantrum
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/1180605.htm
Amazing Child
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/1180606.htm
_____________
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM: Martin aka the postman
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FREE TIFFANY BRACELET
Follow your heart when you see the stylish and sophisticated
Tiffany’s(R) Return to Tiffany(TM) Collection. Get a FREE Tiffany(R)
Return to Tiffany(TM) Collection Heart Tag Bracelet, Choker, Ring &
Key Ring with completion of program requirements.
http://www.tinyurl.
GET YOUR FREE TRIP TO ATLANTIC CITY
free atlantic city getaway!
http://www.tinyurl.
The Touchstone
When the great library of Alexandria burned,
the story goes, one book was saved.
But it was not a valuable book; and so a
poor man, who could read a little,
bought it for a few coppers.
The book wasn't very interesting, but
between its pages there was something
very interesting indeed. It was a thin strip
of vellum on which was written
the secret of the "Touchstone"
The touchstone was a small pebble that
could turn any common metal into pure gold.
The writing explained that it was lying
among thousands and thousands of
other pebbles that looked exactly like it.
But the secret was this:
The real stone would feel warm, while
ordinary pebbles are cold. So the man sold
his few belongings, bought some simple supplies,
camped on the seashore, and began testing pebbles.
He knew that if he picked up ordinary
pebbles and threw them down again because
they were cold, he might pick up the same pebble
hundreds of times. So, when he felt one that
was cold, he threw it into the sea. He spent a
whole day doing this but none of them was the touchstone.
Yet he went on and on this way.
Pick up a pebble.
Cold - throw it into the sea.
Pick up another. Throw it into the sea.
The days stretched into weeks
and the weeks into months.
One day, however, about midafternoon,
he picked up a pebble and it was warm.
He threw it into the sea before he realized what he had done.
He had formed such a strong habit of throwing
each pebble into the sea that when
the one he wanted came along,
he still threw it away.
So it is with opportunity.
Unless we are vigilant,
it's easy to fail to recognize
an opportunity when it is in hand and
it's just as easy to throw it away.
A great deal of the 3-4 hours a day I spend each day doing this
page is quite often spent just 'staring' at the puter. Not that I am spacey...
but there is so much good stuff I find on the net. The most
difficult job of doing an issue, is trying to figure out what
to include and what not to include. If I could include everything,
you probably wouldn't have time to read it all, and I
would never get up out of my chair. So I often
face indecision while working. But I do know one
thing, anger causes violence. and the best thing is,
you can't really be angry if you are laughing. So the more
people I reach with humor, the less chance of violence in
the world. At least that is my theory.
It's my way of making the world a better place.
Invite your friends to subscribe to THE POSTMAN'S CORNER.
And you can do your part to make the world a less
violent place also.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
Bud light
http://www.thepostm
the little chickie
http://www.thepostm
doggie door
http://www.thepostm
cell phone Karma
http://www.thepostm
cheerleaders
http://www.thepostm
____________
THE COMICS
lasting love
http://www.thepostm
dog logic
http://www.thepostm
things you can do
http://www.thepostm
marriage benefits
http://www.thepostm
one more
http://www.thepostm
as you get older
http://www.thepostm
a rock
http://www.thepostm
the real thing
http://www.thepostm
going too fast
http://www.thepostm
the handsome prince
http://www.thepostm
COOL STUFF
like cooking?
http://www.thepostm
sorta like pacman
http://www.thepostm
pearls of wisdom
http://www.thepostm
play ball
http://www.thepostm
random swfs
http://www.thepostm
online etch a sketch
http://www.thepostm
FREE CLOROX BLEACH
Try CLOROX Bleach for COLORS for FREE*!
Don't let harsh detergents dull your laundry. Keep your family's
favorites looking newer for longer with CLOROX Bleach for COLORS.
The powerful stain lifting action removes stubborn spots, spills and
dingy build-up while enhancing colored fabrics.
If you like the way Clorox Bleach brightens your whites –
Try CLOROX Chlorine Free Bleach for COLORS!
http://www.tinyurl.
Jim's favorite golf course was built right next to a cemetery.
One of the greens is right next to the fence that separates
the golf course from the cemetery.
Well on this particular afternoon, Jim was playing with a
well-known loudmouth and they came up to that green.
Loudmouth had about a 50 foot putt to sink for a birdie.
He took out his putter and whacked the ball towards the hole.
Now, it so just happens on the other side of the
fence there was a funeral in process.
Jim tells us what happened next.
"Man, that putt almost made it," he said.
"And at about the time the pastor across
the fence got done with the service.
Well, that was when Loudmouth shouted
(loud enough for everyone at the funeral to hear)
'Get in that damn hole, motherfucker!
____________
Little Johnny's mother taught him to say 'whisper'
whenever he had to 'tinkle.'
One day Little Johnny's grandpa paid them a visit.
He was lying on the couch taking a nap when Little Johnny
came up to him and said, "Grandpa, I have to whisper."
Without opening his eyes, his grandpa said,
"Whisper in my ear, son."
When Little Johnny's mom heard a yell that carried for
several blocks, she came running. "What's the matter?"
she cried. Then, seeing Little Johnny she asked,
"Did Little Johnny have to whisper?"
"Yes!" the old man shouted, "Thank God he didn't have to shout!"
____________
Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up
a storm. He asked his mom, “Where'd we get him?”
His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”
____________
Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for
tonight, an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them
thar rubbers gonna cost me?"
To which the pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99
with tax."
To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay
on by themselves?!
____________
Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation,
so he pays a visit to a sex shop for a remedy.
The clerk hands him a little purple can and says,
"This is Stay-Hard spray... put on a little and you can go all night!"
Excited, Sidney takes it home, stashes it in the
cellar on a shelf, and waits eagerly for bedtime.
Later that night, he sprays some on his member and then goes
upstairs to his wife. To his utter disappointment, however,
the remedy seems to make him orgasm quicker than ever.
The next day, Sidney returns to the sex shop, angrily slammed
the can down on the counter, and snaps,
"This stuff makes me worse than before!"
Upon reading the label, the clerk asks, "I don't
suppose your hid this stuff on your basement shelf, did you?"
"Yeah, so?"
"You must have grabbed the wrong can, sir... this is Easy-Off."
____________
The two ladies were sitting in the living room,
waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed.
The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory
that she would keep the visitors occupied during the wait.
The child was about six years old, snub nosed,
freckled, buck toothed and bespectacled.
She maintained a deep silence and the two ladies peered doubtfully at her.
Finally, one of them muttered to the other,
"Not very p-r-e-t-t-y, I fear," carefully spelling the key word.
Whereupon the child piped up, "But awful s-m-a-r-t!"
LAB LAUGHS
FRIENDSHIP
http://www.lablaugh
Are You Lonely
http://www.lablaugh
BUFFALO's
Movies
Home Security
http://www.buffalos
Tantrum
http://www.buffalos
Amazing Child
http://www.buffalos
____________
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM: Martin aka the postman
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