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This has been one of those grueling kinda days.
With the war department on her way up north.
I assumed I would enjoy a nice relaxing day with a
Stephen King novel which I have not yet read.
Unfortunately, it has taken me a better part of the
day just to get the page done, thanks to
major website issues. I think I have it tweaked so
it works reasonably now, but I am not
guaranteeing a thing. I hope the links work and
I am keeping the fingers crossed lol.
But I've got a copy of "The Cell" waiting for me and
I am really getting tired of sitting here:)
Oh, and by the way, there's gonna be a special issue coming your way.
Keep an eye out for it!
I think I have found the perfect kinda job. on Tuesday, do you think I should go in and
tell my boss I'm changing jobs? This one sounds more fun.
The worst part about a 3 day weekend is when you got to pay the piper on Tuesday,
and report for duty, the Monday morning blues seem even worse cuz you
had that extra day. Maybe you should try this...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
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The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any
strategic or tactical problem.
Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine and
instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it.
They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and then ask
the pivotal question:
Attack or Retreat?
The computer hums away for an hour and then comes up with the answer:
YES.
The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied.
Finally one of them submits a second request to the computer:
YES WHAT?
Instantly the computer responded:
YES SIR.
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An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She
promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodorizer.
Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began
to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?"
The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells like
someone shit in a pine tree."
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Q: What's the difference between a feminist and an ox?
A: You can eat an ox without throwing up.
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THE COMICS
"Labor day"
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Little Tommy, a good lad from Chester England, was on
vacation in Texas.
His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him to the
local rodeo especially to see the greatest bucking
bronco of all, Blue Steel.
Blue Steel was famed and renowned throughout the West
for being the toughest meanest horse that there ever
was - who had seen off so many would-be riders that
the rodeo organizers had promised $10,000 or anyone
who could ride him just for 10 seconds.
That afternoon, all the local Cowboys tried their
best, but Blue Steel lived up to his reputation and
threw them all off with the greatest of ease.
As a joke the organizers then offered the prize to
anyone in the crowd who would dare to tangle with such a beast.
Up jumped little Tommy and of course everyone laughed at him.
But they let him have a go, and they were astounded
when Tommy not only sat on the horse for 10 seconds
and more, while Blue Steel bucked and lunged to throw
him off like never before, but in a few minutes Blue
Steel was so exhausted the he could be ridden in a very
docile way all around the ring.
Everyone was astonished. "Considering you've never
even sat on a horse before, " said Tommy's friends.
"How on earth did you manage that?"
"Easy, , said Tommy "the wife's an epileptic."
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Bill meets Doug at the bar after work. Doug is really upset.
"What's wrong pal?" Bill asked. "You look really down"
"I am. My wife said she wants to have sex in the back seat of the
car" Doug replied.
"So what's wrong with that?" Bill asked, seeming somewhat confused.
"Well," Doug sighs, "She said she wants me to be driving when she has
sex in the back seat.
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A guy went into the adult section of a department store to buy
condoms. The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment
on sale today, would you like those?"
The guy said, "Sure, I'll take a box."
A few months later, he went into the women's clothing section and saw
that this same female clerk had transferred into the maternity section.
The guy said, "I'd like to buy a maternity blouse."
The clerk asked, "What bust?"
To which he replied, "One of the damn blue ones!!"
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Scott had never had sex in his life, so his buddy
told him that he'd take him to a girl that would teach
him a few things. He agrees.
Later that week, Scott's in a room with the girl. She
takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what
I want?" Scott says, quite honestly, "No."
She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question
again. Again, he answers, "No."
Now, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her
legs all the way; we're talking *spread-eagle.* She asks,
"Now do you know what I want?"
He answers, "Yeah. You want the whole bed to yourself."
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Have a nice day!
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